9. "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" - Dan Quayle
8. "What do you take me for, and idiot?" - General Charles de Gaulle when asked by a journalist if he was happy
7. "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H.M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers
6. "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small" - Henry Kissinger
5. "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." - Anonymous
4. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry
3. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
2. "I would have made a good Pope." - Richard M. Nixon
1. "The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up." - The creed of any college student
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