Many of our lots have trees, perfect for hanging an engine block.
Some of our lots even have plumbing hookups.
Cletus says: "Since mom moved here with me and my 11 brothers and sisters it's been great. I like the pool and I haven't caught hardly no diseases."
Durwood says: "It's ok. I sure hope nuthin' falls on my head."
Earl says: "When I get home from my job at the meatpacking plant I like to relax. Drink a few beers and throw some fresh possum on thr barbeque. Except for the gunshots it's pretty quiet."
Jethro says:"Can't talk now, I'm tryin' to get this old car runnin'. Hand me that hammer, will ya'."
Selma says:"Oops. Sorry about that. I thought you were with Playboy. Uhh...the trailer park...yeah it's...hey...you're kinda cute. You don't have a doublewide we can go to, do you?"
Mary Lou says: "I really like it here. Me and my brother just put that green singlewide on the corner lot. It's our first home. Wer'e newlyweds you know."
a free refrigerator (slightly used).
free access to the "Jerry Springer Channel" with basic cable subscription.
a pair of tickets to the WWF(you know; real sport).