AMERICAN PRIDE!!!
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This update has been needed for quite sometime. To start things off, I am currently working in Iraq and I have been here since November 2003. I recently celebrated my 33rd birthday here (July 18, 2004). A joyfull occassion, I can assure you, but hey, any day you are alive is a good day here. First and foremost, I miss my family and I love my wife and daughters very much. Please keep your spirits up. I will try and add a page for my photos over here soon. Inshallah, as they say here. I plan on spending my next R&R in Mexico, since I need a few days out of country to make my 330 days out for my tax break. Other than that, there is not much going on with the exception of trying to stay alive. Being over here definitely gives you a different perspective on life. Our military is doing a fine job with protecting me (God bless them) and I should be home for good before Christmas. Hopefully, the economy will pick up after the election and we won't have a bunch of arrogant Democrats in office trying to take my money and guns from me.
Below is something I wrote a few years back. I have abosolutely no idea as to what I was talking about, so I'll leave it up strictly for posterity.
My philosophy on life is that life's a bitch and then you marry one, and then of course you die sometime, but in between you watch the simpsons as much as possible. my humor may be a little crude for some (i.e. my sesame street page), but i feel it's more cynical in style and that justifies all grievances that might be filed with lycos. god bless america! i consider myself quite gregarious (sociable), even though some people think i'm quite the loser (i.e. my wife), lol. i've added a buttload of sound effects, or at least a few (i have a buttload of them, but again i'm too lazy to finish the page), so check them out. just be sure and turn your sound down while the effects load up if you're using microsoft ie 4.0 or 5.0. don't ask me why that is, i guess ie isn't as java friendly as netscape. don't worry, for all of you who want to irreverently cavil (disrespectfully find faults unecessarily for those wondering what the hell that means, lol) with my shirtless pic that was on the front page you still can, along with other pics from a bodybuilding contest that i partook in and just other pics of myself, barbie, or my pernicious (extremely destructive) daughters, which i really need to update. thanks. e-mail me below if you want to bitch at or taunt me (and not about my fat either). if you have any suggestions (especially how to use adoebe photo shop, dreamweaver, or java) then let me have them. and as always, if you want to link your site to mine then just email the address and a gif if you have one and i'll throw it on here.
If you like wrestling check out this site below!
Wrestling's Second Coming
If for some reason you still want to see the original home page pic along with other half-naked pics of me then go to Mike Oliver's Half-Naked Pics and have at it.
Last updated 08/04/04.