God gives you an owner's manual, known as the Bible, and a lifetime warranty against wear,
See the Chief mechanic, name is Jesus, for free lubrication by the Blood of the Lamb,
There is a constant Internal Diagnostic's Program running called "The Holy Ghost".
This is a the labor of Love and the belief in the goodness of His product that God makes this Lifetime Warranty available to all, at NO charge.
No matter who you are or where you are, you can call God,
God has representatives, known as Angels and Christly Laborers
tear and damage. Totally refundable after a lifetime of use, for a newer, pristine, glowing model.
available 24/7/365.
Follow the owner's manual guideline for application and use. The manufacturer guarantees that He will replace any damaged, non-functioning or missing parts FREE of Charge.
toll-free at I -A-M -I-N -P-R-A-Y-E-R and receive this Lifetime Warranty and/or maintaince.