A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's name was?"
Another child said, "The Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The little one said, "Well, you know they are always talking about
The Verge 'n' Mary."


My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.

One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her. "Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.

Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, "Oh, yes, I'd love to!"

They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of it that
Dad confessed. His question had actually been directed to the family dog, lying near Mom's feet on the kitchen floor.

"Today's thought, "When you refuse to change you end up in chains."



A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a
herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
Grasshoppers in Texas?"

"Today's thought, "A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood."


After that joke I'm going to have to pray for Dr Campbell, I'm jus' not sure he did'n' hurt muh Texas Pride.

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