| Performance ''''''''''''\............ Measures |
Far Exceeds Requirements | Exceeds Requirements | Meets Requirements | Needs Some Improvement | Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements |
| Adaptability | Leaps Tall Obstacles With A Single Bound | Must Take A Running Start To Leap Tall Obstacles | Can Leap Over Small Obstacles Only | Crashes Into Obstacles When Attempting To Leap Over Them | Cannot Recognize Obstacles At All |
| Pastoral Calling | Is Faster Than A Speeding Bullet | Is As Fast As A Speeding Bullet | Not Quite As Fast As A Speeding Bullet | Would You Believe A Slow Bullet? | Usually Wounds Self With Bullet |
| Strength of Character | Stronger Than A Herd Of Bulls | Stronger Than Several Bulls | Stronger Than One Bull | Shoots The Bull | Smells Like A Bull |
| Spiritual Maturity | Walks On Water Consistently | Walks On Water In Emergencies | Floats In Water When Swimming | Occasionally Washes In Water | Is Barely Able To Drink Water |
| Preaching | Enthralls Huge Throngs | Enthralls His Congregation | Interests His Congregation | Only His Wife Listens To Him | Not Even His Wife Listens To Him |
| Communication | Talks With God | Talks With Angels | Talks With Other People | Talks To Himself | Loses Arguments With Himself |
