**I was put on this Earth to make your life miserable**

I have been blamed for being way to sarcastic, but I claim I was framed (*couchs,"bullcrap"*) Excuse me...sorry for that. I was in English one day and my teacher was like, can anyone tell me what Verbal Irony is. and some dude raised his hand and said, "Yeah, haveing to sit in one class listening to the same teacher for an hour and a half" and she was like, I believe that's a different type of Irony, as in the kind that your gonna stay after class. Someone finally said "Sarcasm" and she's like, So what is, "Sarcasm" and I raised my hand and said some sarcastic remark about It never really being defined cuz of confusion and anger of the reciever, she looked at me dumbfounded, and I was like, I just made that up...she's like Ohh. Of course, and then she finally really explained it and I raised my hand and was like, "Ohh! That's sarcasm. That's never used in my house." and this boy said. "Ohh really?!? Your lucky, it's all over my house." and I was like, "and obviously you still haven't caught on to it." Everyone laughed...lucky me, the class clown. What, someone's sad, Get Shannon in this class, her darned sarcasm and pure crazyness is enough to make anyone smile. I'm a HERO! --And the crowd roars as she enters the room, and Shannon...Ohh sorry, daydreaming again I guess...

One day I was in German class, and my teacher was talking and talking and ironically enough, talking. And so I was talking (oooo a new word for us!) to my friend Alex, and Megan. (I disclaim all friendships to Megan and vice versa, she doesn't like to be known as the "friend" type usually.....) and this boy behind Alex, Chris, was lifting his shirt and showing off his abs and muscles, it got annoying, cuz he kept talking to me about 'em, so I raised my hand and was like, Herr Kesler, Chris is bothering me again, he keeps lifting up his shirt and showing off his muscles and abs and crap. and the stupid teacher was like, are you jealouse. and I was like, no, I have muscles of my own...Herr Kesler kept mocking me, so I raised my hand again and was like, Herr Kessler, I think that is very wrong, I'm trying to point out to you, a disturbance in my learning procedure, and you mock me. I think that is very irresponsible. So then he appoligized, and told Chris to stop. Am I a brat?!? (Another question to answer in my guestbook...hehe)