***COP STUFF***
Okay, hmm, well a lot of my friend don't really like the cops, so I guess this is some messed up way to try and keep them a lil out of trouble. (Except for the fact they'll probably read them and be like, YES! Let's try 'em!) But whatever.
~TOP 12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP~
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas Though)
- Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Aren't you that guy from the village people?!?
- Hey! you musta been doin' 'bout 125 MPH to keep up with me...Good Job!
- Hey, are you Andy, or Barney?
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?
- Umm...You're not gonna check the trunk...right?
- Hey! I pay your salary, ya know!
- Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
- Do you know why you pulled me over?!? ... Ohh, okay, just so one of us does.
- But officer, I was trying to keep up with traffic! ... Yes I know there are no other cars around. See how far ahead of me they are!
- If an officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look pretty red, have you been drinkin'?" It's probably not best to say: "Gee Officer, your eyes look pretty glazed, have you been eatin' doughnuts?"
Flash: POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN
...Cops have nothing to go on.
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