Josh-
Here's Josh, surfing
And here's Kenny's reply to my questionarre..
And here's my adorable Sister, and if you dont think we look alike, then GO TO HELL! No, just kidding. Ha, we are only step sistahs, but she's damn sexy so back that ass up.. he he. You a fine mother fucker, back that ass up!Alright, anyways.. now read all about her and fall in love.
Here's Tieny, he's so cool... he lives in New York and once I get free I'm gonna go show him a lil sumpin-sum... he he, but he doesnt know about it yet! =)Look at those Long fingers!!! he he.
And now.. what does Master Brandon have to say.. he he.
This is Jman... he thinks he can wear me out.. lol.. yeah, that's him. =op.. and now hear what he has to say..
There's the magnificent Thomas, yes, he has a hole in his chest, your not just imagining it... he he... this photo taken by the wonderful JENNA! =)And now... some thoughts from Thomas
My baby girl, Jenna, she's MINE! Love her!! forever and ever! =)
And here's his questionarre..
What's your name?
Josh Edward Bauman
Do you like your name?
Sure
How do you know Lissa?
Internet, and dated her, well kinda
Do you love Lissa?
Sure
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties?
Haven't seen them yet =)
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica?
Nope
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy?
Nope
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell..
Don't know it
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked?
Hmm.. too cold to run around naked
Are you a happy person?
Sure
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff?
Yeah sure
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I have two websites... everyone go to them..
http://www.geocities.com/pipeline/reef/5918
and
http://www.geocities.com/pipeline/cliff/1738/flowboard.htm
Here's Kenny-
What's your name?
Kenny (the Chiapet)
Do you like your name?
Not really. Have a better one for me?
How do you know Lissa?
Well..... one day I went to work at the hell hole (Churchs Chicken) and there she
was..... stocking the fries.
Do you love Lissa?
Is the Pope Catholic? ;)
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties?
They look just like mine! Comfy aren't they?
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica?
Like a Harrrrr-monica?
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy?
Smurfy? Who calls you that?
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell..
um.... everyone thinks you are hot like Smurfette?
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked?
yup, and then dive in a swimming pool of guacamole.
Are you a happy person?
Always...... 'cept when I'm not happy.
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff?
Well they should learn it. I will rule the world one day! I will be King!
mmmmm... power!!
Oh ya... and Lissa will be the princess. She's already a princess :)
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Space... the final frontier.
AAHHWWW YEA! give me 5 Happy Meals cuz I'm HAPPY! I'm on the web finally! I'm
working on my site and hopefully Lissa will put a link on here for it when it is
finished.
Jamay! My Sistah!
What's your name? Jamay
Do you like your name? Only when you say it
How do you know Lissa? Shes my Sistah
Do you love Lissa? every night
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties? only on
the floor
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica?
Yes.... shes a scandlaist...shes about to come out
with a book about it too...
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy? Yes
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell.. Well...hahaha....one day Lissa was chillin with some
blue Crave...thats some really good shit (like
crack)hehe :) and she was all licking it.....it looked
like she was giving Papa Smurf head.....and you know
since she has monica...it fits
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked? only at
3:23am
Are you a happy person? When im with Lissa
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff? ummm no
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Lissa is the greatest...hey...im so feeling withdraw
because no Scabs. :(
Tien-
And now His getting to know you..
What's your name?
tien
Do you like your name?
very much so
How do you know Lissa?
occassionally we chat online
Do you love Lissa?
hmm next question please
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties?
uh, ditto
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica?
did not. how was i to?
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy?
again i did not.
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell..
i do not. i will not even hazard a guess. how lame i be.
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked?
not at all.
Are you a happy person?
sometimes. depends.
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff?
i'm indifferent to such a thing.
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i will get myself a carbonated beverage now.
BrAnDoN- the coolest! =)
What's your name? Brandon, or just Brandon is fine
Do you like your name? yup yup
How do you know Lissa? I met her in a limp bizkit chat room, saw her pic, and been hooked ever since :)
Do you love Lissa? of course I love Lissa
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties? yes, very much so
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica? nope..as in Monica Lewinski? hmm
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy? hmm, nopers
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell.. don't know
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked? only if she's running around with me
Are you a happy person? sometime
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff? sure why not?
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eh, I really don't know what to write, like um IM me or something, my screen name is *TwiSt BW* ..bye bye now
Jman-
What's your name? J
Do you like your name? i do
How do you know Lissa? AOL porn star
Do you love Lissa? How could anyone not love issa
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties? havent had the pleasure
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica? negative ghost rider
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy? that would make it a double negative
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell.. no no and no
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked? i thought we were naked
Are you a happy person? not generaly
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff? i need my 15mins
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Thomas-
What's your name? thomas
Do you like your name? nothing wrong with it, i guess
How do you know Lissa? that crazy invention called the internet
Do you love Lissa? repeatedly
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties? i dont think i saw them, but if i did im sure i loved them. if i didnt, i still love them
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica? no
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy? yes
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell.. no, but i also know how much she likes purple and once i did too many drugs and saw lots of little purple smurfs with no hats running around the room and being all crazy...
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked? sometimes
Are you a happy person? not usually
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff? ummm... if theyre that interested then i guess its ok with me
Space for typing anything you want... does anyone wanna hear a crazy story? no? well fuck you im going to tell one anyway. one time i lost my virginity and about 12 people were watching, including big al the car mechanic and his wife and child. everyone was drunk. the end. true story.
and last but NOT least.. (save the best for last)
JENNA-
And now listen to her crazy words
What's your name? Jenna, Hayna, Josaphine, Jenny and Jen
Do you like your name? I'm rarely addressed by it anyway.
How do you know Lissa? through a penis
Do you love Lissa? I've moved on to better things....Elissa, take me to Hawaii!!!!
Do you like Lissa's Victoria Secret Panties? In Hawaii, I'll be sure to consider that in depth
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Monica? The first time I read this question the answer was no. The second time I'll read this the answer will be yes. Hold on. Yes.
Did you know one of Lissa's Nicknames is Smurfy? she isn't blue.
Do you know the story behind Smurfy? If so.. do tell.. I lied when i said she was sent back to Guam when her immigrant status was discovered, and contracted a disease that made her skin turn a little blue. But I didn't lie when I said there are blue people in the hills of Tennessee.
Does Lissa make you wanna run around naked? all the time.
Are you a happy person? thrilled beyond myself.
Do you want the WHOLE WEB WORLD to know your name and stuff? Seeing as how I'm the one who usually does the stalking online, I'm not really concerned about it. However, if you would like to stalk me, e-mail me at Shedir4@aol.com and I'll be sure to get back to you within a short period of time.
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Elissa is a GODDESS. I am a GODDESS. Thomas is a GODHOLE. Tien is a GOD!!!! Josh is a GOD!!!! Have my children!!!! I would put something a little more constructive in this alotted space, but I never really say anything that serves a purpose. I'm still endlessly entertaining. You all keep your hands off of Elissa, because she is MINE. So don't even think about it. Good day.
Sign my book please. I'm begging you. Yes. Begging.
www.angelfire.com/nc/lajenner/index.html
(lick lick)
And there's My Buddies... =)
If you'd like to become one of my buddies, he he he.. you just let me know, and I'll put you up there, After you fill out the spiffy questionarre of course. And Please no one get offended of the order, i just slap people up there when i get them.. but Jenna and Thomas have to stay at the bottom, because i like them there, okie dokie? Anywhere else is where you will go. And you have to be a real buddy damn it, no fakes. lol. Alrighty then. And, if anyone wants to contact any of these sexy people, then tell me... and I'll get you more info. Okie Dokie? Yup. Later.
For pictures of me ... click here.... LiSsA'S Purdy Pictures
For pictures that are weird, of me.. click here.... LiSsA'S SLICK Pics
For pictures of me as a cheerleader... click here.... Halloween '98
For my art..click here... Lissa's Crap!
For pictures from my trip to Arizona .. click here.... Arizona Trip
For pictures from me getting a tattoo.. click here.... LiSsA's Tattoo Experience