RANDOM HUMOR!
Oh come on you know its true!
Everyone does it.
PICK UP LINES
If you were a buger, I would pick you first.
The more you talk the less I want to have sex with you.
If you pull your pants down, I'll take your picture.
Baby your just like fine wine, I think i'll take a sip!
Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection.
guy: "hey do you work for UPS?"
girl: "no why?"
guy: "cause i swear you were checking out my package!"
So how does it feel?
(How does what feel?)
To be an Angel.
DEEP THOUGHTS
Why does wal-mart have 20 check out lanes and only 2 cashiers working?
Its a conspiracy to make you stand there just long enough to forget where you parked your car.
Who closes the door after the bus driver gets out.
If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.
How can some one say they are bored to death.
Why are they called restrooms if you don't rest in them?
What do you say when God sneezes?
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