Bubble Boy

One of our most happiest tunes was Bubble Boy. It all began as an honest-to-goodness, hearty punk song that we all loved. Brian wrote this song in disgrace to all the anal people that we have come across in our lives. Pretty funny stuff if you catch the lyrics. This was the only song that I had a guitar solo for, a damn did it suck. Oh well. This song was picked out of our line-up of many to try and get us into our Junior year talent show. Bubble Boy didn't fail us at all; it was the fault of the judges at the try-outs, who poorly preselected the acts prior to the rehersals, and decided it would be more proper to select musically-declined honor students as the show favorites. Sorry, bad memories. But Bubble Boy has blended with the likenesses of all of us now, and become a ska song. Which, I might add, is way cool that way.

Bubble Boy

Well I know a guy named Bubble Boy He brushes his teeth ten times a day It takes him all day to take a shower He's gotta make sure he's squeaky clean

He's not a jock, he hates punk rock

The anal jerk's head is gonna pop He's not a jock, he hates punk rock The anal jerk's head is gonna...

Well Bubble Boy gets to school early He goes to kiss the teacher's ass Well Bubble Boy's a freaking genious The chick's still worried he won't pass

He's not a jock, he hates punk rock

The anal jerk's head is gonna pop He's not a jock, he hates punk rock The anal jerk's head is gonna...

Well Bubble Boy go look outside To make sure the sun will rise Well Bubble Boy just quit your whinning Spilt milk's no use for crying...

Insert cheesy quitar solo here! After the solo Brian jumps around and repeats various words in the song. Now with the ska feel to it he can say cool stuff like "Pick it up....Stick it up" all throughout the ending. Neat!

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