Donated by Jason "Cooter" Distel


This is an example of this weekend that is for sure.  Snow on top of snow
on top of snow, in good ol' Mentor, Ohio.
                          Dear Diary
AUG 12  Moved to Ohio.  It is so beautiful here.  The hills are so
majestic.  Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.

OCT 14  Ohio is the most beautful place on earth.  The leaves have turned
all of the shades of fall.  Went for a ride and saw some deer.  I love it
here.

NOV 11  Deer season will start soon.  I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such a wonderful creature.  I hope it snows soon.  I love it here.

DEC 2   Snowed last night.  Everything was blanketed with snow.  It
looked like a postcard.  Went out and cleaned the steps and the drive and
even had a snowball fight (I won).  When the snowplow went by, we had to
clean the drive again.  I love it here.

DEC 12  More snow last night.  Snow plow did his trick again.  I love it
here.

DEC 15  More snow last night.  Couldn't get out of the drive to go to
work.  I am exhausted from shoveling.  Fucking snowplow.

DEC 23  More of that white shit fell last night.  I have blisters on my
hands from shoveling.  I think that the snowplow hides around the curve
and waits until I'm done shoveling the drive.  Asshole.

DEC 25  Merry Fucking Christmas.  More fucking snow.  If I ever get my
hands on that son of a bitch that drives the snowplow I swear I will kill
the bastard.  Don't know why they don't use more salt to melt the
frigging ice.

DEC 27  More white shit last night.  Been inside for three days except
when the snow plow goes by.  Car's stuck in a mound of white shit.  The
weather man says to expect another 10" of that shit again.  Do you know
how many shovels of snow 10" is?

DEC 28  The fucking weather man was wrong.  We got 34" of that shit.  At
this rate it won't melt until summer.  Ther snow plow got stuck up the
road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel.
After I told him that I had broken 5 shovels already from all the shit
that he pushed into my drive, I broke the last shovel over his fucking
head.

JAN 4   Finally got out of the house and went to the store.  On the way
home a goddamn deer ran in front of me and did about $4000 damage to the
car.  Those beasts should have been  killed back in November.

MAY 3  Took the car to the garage.  It is rusting out from all the salt
they threw onto the roads.

MAY 10  Moved to Florida.  Can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would live in the god forsaken state of Ohio.