Real Police Stories!! (Submitted by Ramel "Scooter" Nasseri)

A woman was pulled over by the Highway Patrol.  As the Patrolman walked 
to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to
sell  me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball."  He replied, "No,
highway
patrolmen don't have balls."  There followed a moment of silence
while  she smiled and he realized what he'd said.  He then closed his
book,got
back on his motorcycle and left.  She was laughing too hard to start her
car for several minutes.
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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that >
measured
his speed using radar and photographed his car.  He later received in
the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car.  Instead of
payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.  Several
days later, he received a letter from the police department that
contained another picture-of handcuffs.

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A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.  His friends plead  with 
him
to let them take him home.  He says no - he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weavingand
ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.  Just as he starts, > the
police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house justa
block away.  The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be 
right
back and they run down the street to the robbery.  The guy waits and waits
and
finally decides to drive home.
> >When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell
anyone
who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all
day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door.
They ask if Mr.. X lives there and his wife says yes.  They ask to
see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been
so all day.
> >The police have his driver's license.  They ask to see his
car and she asks why.  They insist on seeing his car, so she
takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find:
the police car, lights still flashing.


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> >A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders. 
But
one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the  problem:
a
10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand 
painted
sign which said "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."  A little more > investigative work led
the
officer to the boy's accomplice, another boy about 100  yards beyond the
radar
trap with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket at his > feet,full of cash.