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Submitted by my Jennifer in San Marcos


    A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made
 "Tickle  me Elmo dolls".  It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss
 told her to report for work on Monday.  He quickly explained to her she would be
 stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.

 On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it
 down because one worker couldn't keep up.  The boss went down the line to
 find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a
 bunch of dolls waiting for her.  Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags
 containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
    The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give
 each doll Two----Test----Tickles."