Donated by Jason "Cooter" Distel

One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb and
try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then sat in the
front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Everyone else left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his
rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."