Top Ten Worst Commandments

10. Love thy neighbor, but relentlessly persecute that fucking
    heathen down the block

 9. Thou shall not kill, except in the name of God.

 8. Thou shall not have sex.

 7. Thou shall not think of sex.

 6. Thou shall not even *LIKE* sex

 5. (But) If you don't have sex, thou damnst well better not jerk off.

 4. Do not what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

 3. Thou shall not use mind expanding agents, for thou couldst see
    the truth

 2. 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 1 and don't even question it! 

 1. Thou shall not BLASPHEME the Lord!

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