Some people think I'm from England
Will that make me popular?
Some people think Britons are great
Whether thin or globular

Some people think I'm from New York
They ask about the garbage
They accuse me of creating
All that South Houston artage

Some people think I watch their lives
All that Roswell shit complained
Do they ever think a raincoat
Is worn to keep out the rain?

© 1996 Bruce V. Bracken