GENERAL INFO:Will drink for beer. You lay the easter eggs and I'll lay the spring chickens. Johan was born in two parts and was assembled in FABRICA STYROFOAM. When interviewed for the website, Johan had this to say: "When they pulled me out of the well, all the heads had tongues in them. so it was out of the frying pan, and into the potatoes" Johan is the Guit-jammer & Flow-buster!

FAVORITE BANDS: Garth Brooks, Wu-Tang Clan, They Might Be Giants, Entombed, Deep Freeze Mice, deadhorse

FAVORITE MOVIE: Dead Alive

FAVORITE TV SHOW: Beverly Hills 90210

PET PEEVES: people that hang out at his house and won't leave.

TURN-ONS: Mountain Dew

HOBBIES: basket weaving

FAVORITE WEBSITES: Bob Denver, Revenge!!!, Dancing Herve