Top Ten Mother Jokes
10. Ya mama's so old that when she gave birth, you came out with dentures.
9. Your mother head is so wrinkled, she has to screw on her hat.
8. Your mother's so dumb, she thought a hot meal was stolen food.
7. Your mom's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
6. Your mother's so stupid that she hops the turnstile when she gets OFF the train.
5. Your mother's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
4. Ya mama's so fat she needs a visa to roll over.
3. Your mother's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
2. Your mother's so short, she be jumpin off the curb talking about "Weeeeeee!"
1. Your mother's so fat. That's it, no joke, she's just fat.