Top Ten new things to do in a lift
10. When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
9. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Tell people that you can see their aura.
7. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
5. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
3. Bounce a superball around the lift.
2. When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride."
1. Move your desk into the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.