Top Ten Things that must happen/exist but that no-one sees
10. The end of a rainbow.
9. The thing that causes a 5-mile tailback.
8. The parts. The ones your garage "can't get" that mean your repair is going to take twice as long as it should and cost three times as much.
7. Kenny McCormick from "South Park" without his hoodie.
6. The border between somewhere where it's raining and somewhere where it isn't.
5. Space Shuttles in the car wash (I can't believe they don't get filthy out there)
4. Cash machines being filled with lovely, crisp tens, twenties, fifties...(sorry, got caught up there)
3. Tim Westwood speaking in his natural accent.
2. The bulbs in lampposts being changed.
1. Someone, anyone, winning a Reader's Digest prize.