Top Ten things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson's character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' say in the Star Wars prequels
10. Feel the Force, motherfucker!
9. That's no moon, asshole - thats a fucking space station!
8. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet motherfucker who taught me this shit.
7. Yeah Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.
6. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.
5. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no fuck-ass teddy bears.
4. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
3. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber...yeah, it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother
Fucker.'