Top Ten Rejected Moon Landing Lines
10. One-nil up, one-nil up. You can hear us singing 'cos we're one-nil up!
9. I'm ascending to outer space...to find another race...
8. Hey Buzz, you reckon I could dunk out here?
7. This moon dust is fucking up my Adidas!
6. Beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattccccccch!
5. What? We spent all that money to come to a rock like this?
4. I made it ma! Top of the world! (James Cagney "White Heat" flashback)
3. (In Bugs Bunny voice) I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Alberquerque.
2. Mission Control, this is Eagle. You'll be upset to know there's no water in the Sea of Tranquility.
1. You're still crap at parking. And if you've left that handbrake off, I'm going to kill yo' ass...