Top Ten things a real G would never be caught saying
10. I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.
9. Oh no, I broke a nail!
8. I must sort out that loan. Oh, but I can't get to the bank!
7. Now hands that do dishes can be soft as your face? That's my sheeit right there!
6. I'll have a salad, please.
5. Hey, don't you know this is a non-smoking area?
4. These jeans are much too big.
3. If you want to know the time, ask a policeman.
2. Chocolate? Before the performance?
1. I just want a little run-around with good miles-per-gallon and childproof locking.