Top Ten Names in the NBA
10. Clarence Weatherspoon : it barely fits on the back of his uniform.
9. Cherokee Parks : I can't lie, I like that.
8. Bo Outlaw : Classic.
7. Rolando Blackman : I know he's retired, but if that isn't a superhero's surname, I don't know what is.
6. Jayson Williams : All his life, I bet he's had to say "That's J-a-Y-s-o-n."
5. Sedale Threatt : Come on, that's a surname made in heaven for a commentator.
4. Dell Curry/Glen Rice : It's just funny that these two are on the same team...
3. Ervin Johnson : Almost the same spelling as that other Johnson...
2. Dikembe Mutombo Mplondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo : Never mind the quality, feel the width.
1. God Shammgod : are you at all surprised this came no.1? This name has so much headline potential it's not even true.