Top 10 things heard around the pool table
10. "We were before you - see, we had our tens like this and ......(etc)"
9. "That was a mis-cue."
8. "No, hang on - I've still got another shot (Yeah right)."
7. "Plenty of topspin, bit of side, jump it off the table, out the window, off that red Golf in the carpark, it'll cut the red in and leave you with nice position on the black......"
6. ".......Easy!"
5. "Got two tens?"
4. "That wasn't a fluke" / "That was an intentional snooker"
3. "The tip was loose."
2. "I would have got that if there'd been some chalk."
1. "I played that for position."