Top Ten reasons why Bob Marley shot the Sheriff
10. He bought a new gun and wanted to try it out. It worked.
9. Sheriff bought a new bulletproof vest and wanted to try it out. It didn't work. He didn't get chance to get a refund.
8. Tried to shoot deputy but sheriff got in the way.
7. Influenced by Satanic messages encoded in the basslines of reggae dub plates.
6. There wasn't enough room in town for the both of them.
5. Sheriff tried to treat him like a King.
4. Needed a hookline for a track he was working on.
3. Wanted to send a warning to Warren G.
2. So there'd be no-one in the way when he headed downtown later to make a few others kick the oxygen habit.
1. Just to show who's the MF boss.