Top Ten Things to do with a burned-out lightbulb
10. Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then watch it glow!
9. Sell it to a stupid kid on the street.
8. Smash it with a hammer.
7. Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter).
6. Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats.
5. Mount it and watch it instead of the TV.
4. Collect a boxful, then sneak into a neighbors house and change all of their bulbs and tell them them their electricity was cut off.
3. Try to recharge it.
2. Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas.
1. Don't change it, just say you are conserving energy.