~ "Like Harry Potter." (jeremyenigk)

~ "We will be in... Delaware..." (jan)

~ "Okay I'm just going to rewind this and act like it never happened!" (bryetta)

~ "I'm secretly a Gators fan" (megs)

~ "Tara, I don't think he likes you, dude" (sheila)

~ "Ready to roll?" (jeremy)

~ "Tara, if by the time you're 28 and neither one of us is married, let's get married. If not that then let's at least have sex." (brent)

~ "I'm not an asshole." (greg)

~ "You gotta exercise your free right" (andy)

~ "I just don't want anything serious." (almost every guy I've dated)

~ "I guess I'll just have to get laid tonight." (rob)

~ "Tara! You're part of the itty-bitty titty committee!!" (dave b.)

~ "Who the hell is Dusty Dowdy? I'll kick his ass!" (dave m.)

~ "It's wild." (dr.vasseur)

~ "I hit a crackhead today. See the dent?" (harley)

~ "Guess where I got a job at? CRACKER BARRELL!!" (dave m.)

~ "Sick a duck." (joe&rob)

~ "Suck my dick." (bryan)

~ "Dude, I think the cows are lookin at us" (cookiebear&dave b.)

~ "Watch out for your cornhole!!" (k.t.)

~ "Time out, let's do the Zach Morris here." (neal)

~ "SEX!!!" (paul)

~ "Kings and queens don't do that." (coach waters from hell)

~ "Yeah. It's macaroni." (ralph)

~ "Sixerseven pichers. PICHERS!!" (kevin)

~ "Open up it's Matchbox 20" (neal)

~ "Maynard and I would make beautiful babies." (me)

~ "When I get drunk I get Tarets syndrome." (jason c)

~ "That's craight up strazy!" (megs)

~ "You are 86'd!" (ashlee)

~ "Don't be so sensitive, baby!" (everyone)

~ "What's up duder?" (miketappan)

~ "I know everything about music." (kaleb)

~ "This is what I look like during sex!" (shannon)

~ "Killer deer" (doug-a-hole)

~ "Can we say 'salty poulei'?" (jason miller)

~ "You treat me like an idiot!" (balangy)

~ "Soccer guys suck ass!" (lindsay)

~ "Tara... bowling... remember?" (miketappan)

~ "THIS SUX" (kelli)

~ "It's like Hansel and Gretel" (andy)

~ "It's the Big Montana!" (jason miller)

~ "They don't call me Bambi the stripper for nothin'" (one of jason and cliff's bitches)

~ "Tara, can you hold my hair back?" (dana j)

~ "Here's my whole mentality..." (sheila)

~ "Kevin, WHAT'S MY NAME, DAMMIT!!" (lindsay)

~ "Let's use teamwork, you guys." (ray-man)

~ "SCORE!" (katie)

~ "She's like poetry with tits." (mike tappan)

~ "I'M GETTIN' HARD CORE!" (todd)

~ "I love Buffy!" (my mom)

~ "So what do you think of Luke?"(luke)

~ "I'm going to go watch my spiders mate." (jason lane)

~ "Thanks for letting me be one of the girls" (jeremy dollar)

~ "Stopitstopitstopitstopit. Stop it." (dave b)

Remember this quote, Dave and J.O.?

~ "Pussy is such a gross word!!" (hayley)

~ "Hey let's wear a nametag that says what you're on!" (j.o.)

~ "My name's Ralph, like puke." (ralph)

~ "You better hope I miss you back or else you're going to be screwed like a whore in church." (me)

~ "Time ain't waitin' for NOBODY!!" (donovan)

~ "It's Tara Bull!" (adam sikes)

~ "Your mom!" (me)

~ "THE TACO PARTY IS IN FULL EFFECT!!!" (my mom)

~ "I smell cigarettes." (terry)

~ "Remember the mack war?" (cliff)

~ "Oh fun!" (ashlee)

~ "WE'RE WEEKEND WARRIORS!" (the weekend warrior club)

~ "I'm sooooo phuckt uppppp" (daphne)

~ "Whaaaaaaaat??"(sean)

~ "Can I get drunk and take advantage of you?" (me)

~ "Hey, I don't want to be another afterschool special!" (josh)

~ "Truck drivers are only good for hauling groceries and killing people." (ralph)

~ "Hold on, I have a first aid kit in my car!" (biology)

~ "Dude, he's off the list, yo." (chris)

~ "Wassup L.Q.!" (andy)

~ "Nothin' much Drew!" (me)

~ "She's fat." (lindsay)

~ "I'm tanked!!" (luke)

~ "No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" (beccazilla)

~ "Hold me closer Tony Danza..." (mike tappan)

~ "Hold me closer Eva Savealot!" (jason miller)

~ "That's like a whale trying to save a fish!!" (janice)

~ "You've got to hear the crinkly thing and touch the sticky stuff!" (erica)

~ "I'm da pimp. Da masta playa... BUT I'M TAKEN!" (ian)

~ "First of all, I'd make more money selling to Dave's sister!!" (stephen)

~ "This is my boyfriend Ben Green." (martha green)

~ "Goodtaseeya." (billyfuckinbanks)

~ "I'm a tease." (sheila)

~ "YOUR parents shined MY parents' shoes!!"(melissa)

~ "I'm so much cuter." (lindsay)

~ "The one thing I want in life is a comfortable pair of pants." (mike tappan)

~ "The key to life is mystery." (donovan)

~ "I was there when my dad BONED my MOM!" (melissa)

~ "Crazy? I was crazy once..." (rondeau)

~ "This is what we have come to know as the 'turtle power'" (mike tappan)

~ "I'm Reagan, the resident witch." (reagan)

~ "She's so ugly, bless her heart." (jill)

~ "You know, I would just love to lick all over Stephen Tyler's body." (francis)

~ "You have to leave. Now don't get defensive." (j.t.)

~ "If ya'll are drinkin', don't drive" (cops that busted party)

~ "I wish I would've been there to guide Tara in the right direction." (holly t.)

~ "HEY! YOU TURNED OFF MY CRITTERS!!" (neal)

~ "You looked like you were having so much fun up there." (erin)

~ "It's off the chain, man" (perry)

~ "You atthole!" (jason)

~ "Phuck you Mich-ael!" (josh)

~ "This is why I prefer to live in the city!" (rondeau)

~ "Fuck Albany!" (everyone)

~ "Hey Tara, is that you? Ya'll seem to favor each other." (scott blazer)

~ "You know who you look like? Tom Cruise!" (some dude in front of Kroger)

~ "You gay?" (some asian dude downtown with his finger in his nose)

~ "I feel like I've been hit by a car." (ashlee)

~ "Sign the book!!" (me, dammit!)

Well, you've made it this far. Now be a dear and sign da book, will ya? Quick note: for those of you who plan to make it a private entry, I strongly disadvise you to do that since Lycos won't let me check them. Yeah, complain to them about it. They won't listen to me.