Andie: Pacey! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in bed? Hooked up to a life support system?

Pacey: Very funny. What the hell's a heart stripe anyways?

Andie: I made it up. Pretty creative don't you think?

Pacey: Oh yeah. *laughs sarcastically*

Andie: Look, Pacey. I don't even know you, but if you thought for even one second that Kristy Livingstone was gonna dump her beautiful, All-State football boyfriend for you - a Sophomore with a heart stripe? - You're massively deluded.

Pacey: That's great. Why don't you just rub some SALT in this open, painful wound. You know, Kristy Livingstone, she was kind of like a metaphor. You understand, the same reason I dyed my hair. I was under the impression that I could overcome my unlucky ways BUT after what's happened tonight, obviously not. Back to the old Pacey, the black sheep, the loser, the brunette!

Andie: Well, I think you should dye your hair back. I mean, forgive me, but it looks hideous.

Pacey: Thanks.

Pacey: "Do you realize the severity of what you've done here? Hmm? Do you? Being behind the wheel of a very powerful and dangerous automobile is a huge responsibility. One lapse in judgement you could run over a cat, a child, a nun. You know I could have this license revoked -snap- just like that."

Pacey: "I want you to know I've got my eyes on you blondie. You cause anymore trouble in Capeside, Officer Pacey's coming after you."

Andie: "Officer Pacey! You little scum."

Andie: "Hot tip: Christy Livingstone, is a homosapien. So perhaps you should try barking up another tree."
Pacey: "And perhaps you should just stop barking altogether."

Andie: "Go ahead Pacey. She's all ready for you. I got her primed."
Pacey: "Okay. Eat cement"

Pacey: "You're not pulling another prank on me here are you? I screw you. You screw me. We're even?"
Andie: "I guess you'll just have to take that chance. Bye Officer Pacey!"