Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog and we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning, at the scene of the attack,
She had hoof-prints on her forehead, and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table, and the pudding made of figs,
And the blue and silver candles, that would have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license, to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Said the night wind to the little lamb, "Do you see what I see?"
Way up in the sky, little lamb. Do you see what I see?
A star, a star, dancing in the night,
With a tail as big as a kite. With a tail as big as a kite.

Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy, "Do you hear what I hear?"
Ringing thru the sky, shepherd boy. Do you hear what I hear?
A song, a song, high above the tree,
With a voice as big as the sea, with a voice as big as the sea.

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king, "Do you know what I know?"
In your palace warm, mighty king. Do you know what I know?
A Child, a Child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring Him silver and gold. Let us bring Him silver and god.

Said the king to the people everywhere, "Listen to what I say."
Pray for peace, people everywhere. Listen to what I say.
The Child, the Child, sleeping in the night,
He will bring us goodness and light, He will bring us goodness and light.