
Dark Matches
Dav: Alright, my life has been hell lately. I've got things so mixed up, that even if Vanity wins the title tonight, he defends it next week. This is crazy shit, also Gozinya and Vanity feuding is pissing me off. This is all nuts, but now that R.W.F. Canada has went worldwide. I'm changing the name of our Canadian Heayweight Title...to the R.W.F.C. World Heavyweight Title. So, that our past R.W.F. World Title holders will have the history of both belts as one. Either way, as for Commish's comments...The only No Interference tonight is in the main event, the rest of the night.. The ref's will do just fine....Now, LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!
Savage comes to the ring first. The crowd really doesn't know who he is. Next out is Mr. Showtime, he had a brief run in the R.W.F. a few years ago and the fans vaguely remember him. He slides in and Savage starts kicking him, he pulls him to his feet and Irish Whips Showtime into the ropes then nails a Clothesline. Showtime goes down hard, he goes to lift up Showtime and Showtime pushes him back, then NAILS him with a Superkick. He then lifts him up, and hits 4 Stars(Falling Face First DDT). He calls for the Spotlight(Reverse Sky High), and he lifts up Savage and nails him with it for the easy pin....Winner: Mr. Showtime
Predator makes quick work of Death Warrior, and gets the easy win..Winner: Predator
El Commish beats the hell out of Deadly Assassin, as Assassin couldn't fight back due to the rules Commish Made...Commish wins with a Chicken Sleeper...Winner: El Commish
The old DX Music blasts and a newcomer, XXX, walks into the arena. He flashes a “Suck-It” crotch chop to the fans, and rolls into the ring. He takes off his vest, and looks around t the crowd, and spits into the bleachers. Then the Japanese Pan Flutes echo through the arena, as Eishin Ryu Laido and Ms. Iaido enter. Eishin bows to the crowd, get in the ring, and bows to XXX. Then Eishin turns around for a split second to throw off his robe to Ms. Iaido, and XXX attacks. He runs, and he’s got speed, and he jumps in the air just before he meets Eishin and gives him a forearm shot to the back of the head, and the bell sounds. XXX picks Eishin up and pushes him into the turnbuckle. Then he kicks him in the mid-section, then Irish Whips him to the other corner, were he hits face first. XXX gives the signal, and goes running into Eishin from behind with a Reverse Stinger Splash. XXX moves out of the way so Eishin falls to the ground. XXX turns his feet sideways and sees an oppurtunity and climbs to the top rope. He looks around, and sees Ms. Iaido coming fast, but he’s too late in seeing it, she clips him off the rope and he falls onto the top turnbuckle in a… bad… position. Eishin gets up, and a Belly-to-Belly suplex off the top rope from Eishin Ryu Laido! XXX is hurting, and lays in the middle of the ring almost to hurt to move. Almost. As Eishin comes in for the kill with a running leg drop, he has just enough sense to roll away to the left, and both men are down. Eishin is the first to his feet, and picks up XXX, bad move. As XXX reaches his feet, he jumps up and Front Dropkicks Eishin onto the ground. Then he goes off the ropes and hits a running legdrop of his own, nothing compared to Eishin’s, but this was just to make fun of him. XXX got up and laughed. Eishin rolled to the left, trying to get outside to Ms. Iaido, but XXX pulled on him and barely got him to stay in the ring. After doing that, Eishin got up. XXX Irish Whipped him into the turnbuckle, and went running at him. But it was reversed by Eishin, and he threw XXX into the turnbuckle. A Knife-Edge chop across XXX’s bare chest, and another to follow. As Eishin went for a third, XXX ducked it and went behind him, and threw him into the opposite corner. He went for the NC-17, and Tiger Wall Flip, followed by a Spear… but Eishin moves and XXX spears the ring post! XXX slowly falls to the ground, in perfect placement for the RISING SUN!! Eishin saw the oppurtunity and climbed up to the middle rope. As he started ot come down, XXX moved out of the way just in time! Bad thing is, he rolled onto the outside, where Ms. Iaido was waiting, and clotheslined him. She threw him into the ring, but Eishin was still staggering up from the missed Rising Sun. When Eishin did get up, he picked XXX up, he was going to try and hit his Laido Driver, but XXX pulled away and kicked Eishin HARD to the groin with an X-Rated! He tucked him in for a X-Plosion, but a scrawny little guy had no chance of picking up a 600+ pounder, and XXX got back body dropped. But he landed on his feet! Too bad for him, he was also right next to the ropes where Ms. Iaido was standing, and she threw salt in XXX’s eyes! But she missed! Eishin got nailed with the salt! XXX took his chance and spun Eishin around, and pushed him into the turnbuckle, and this time went for the NC-17, but Laido moves out of the way of the Spear and hoists up XXX and does the Laido Driver. Then climbs up and nails the Rising Sun for a big win...Great Debut match for XXX as he almost took out the undefeated Laido in a great first match. We all expect to see big things from these two next season....Winner: Eishin-Ryu Laido
Before the begins, both Eric and Suicidal begin fighting in the back. Eric and Suicidal are trading punchs but Eric gets the upper hand by throwing Suicidal head first into the wall. Suicidal looks at Eric and smiles. Eric does it again on another wall. But Suicidal hit next a coffee machine. Suicidal grabs the hot coffee and smashs it into Erics face. Eric goes down screaming HOT HOT HOT. Suicidal then grabs a chair and nails Eric in the back. He then places Eric face down and does a jumping senton bomb with the chair on Erics back. Suicidal the lifts Eric up and they begin to walk down the hall. Eric then begins to fight back with Suicidal. He grabs a near by broom and nails Suicidal with it. He then walks over to a Coke machine looks for some money. Suicidal then trys for a very ugly spear attemt but goes head first into the coke machine as Eric side steps Suicidal. A coke comes out as Eric grabs it. He takes a drink and picks Suicidal up. He then rams the can over and over into Suicidals face. As Suicidal is down bleeding, Eric grabs a table. He sets it up and places Suicidal on it. He then grabs a chair and sets it up to. Eric then uses the chair as a catapult to get into the air. He then lands on Suicidal and both me go thru the table. Eric then picks Suicidal up and carrys him to the arena. The fans erupt as both men emerge. Eric drags Suicidal to the edge of the ramp and trys for a suplex. But he can't and Suicidal reverses it into a suplex of his own and jumps off the ramp and hits the Mindbinder (Suplex to a facebuster). Both men are down as the ref checks on them. Suicidal then begins to move and slowly crawls to the ring. Eric then moves and trys to get to his feet. Suicidal gets about half way to the ring as Eric gets to his feet. He then wabbles towards Suicidal and nails him with a elbow drop to the back. Then Eric picks Suicidal up and throws him into the ring. He then trys to get the cover and almost gets a 3 count when Suicidal kicks out. Both men lay in the ring trying to over come the pain. Then Eric rolls outside and grabs another table. He then sets it up as Suicidal gets up and climbs the ropes. Eric sees him after he sets up a double decker. He then climbs up and both men begin to slug it out. Suicidal gets the upper hand and headbutts Eric off and thru the top table. But the bottom one didn't break. Suicidal then gets to the top and does the Twist of Fate(twisting senton bomb) on Eric and both go thru the tables. It then looks like both men have past out because of pain because neither men is moving. But then Suicidal gets up and climbs the turnbuckles again. He then trys for a high risk move. He then does a 900 degress senton bomb but misses as Eric moves in time. Eric gets up and picks up a lifeless body of Suicidal and throws him into the ring. Eric then makes the cover but still gets only a 2 1/2 count. He then picks Suicidal up and throws him into the ropes. Eric then trys for a clothsling but Suicidal ducks and nails him with the Crazy Kick. He then goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Suicidal then gets up and waits for Eric to get up. As Eric is getting up, Suicidal hits him with a god awful attempt of the Olympic Slam. It looked like it didn't hurt Eric but stunned him. Suicidal then goes up top again and goes for the twist of fate again and hits Eric with it. Suicidal then makes the cover and finally get the 3 count.....This was a big upset to me.......Winner: Suicidal
Chef gets in the ring and Satan Claus is bouncing up and down warming up for the fight. His gut is almost smacking him in the face. The ref calls for the bell and the two men start circling the ring. They lock up and Chef goes to slam the big man, but he can't get him up and Claus drives him down with an elbow to the back of his head. Claus backs up a bit and hits a Fame Asser with his huge leg!! Chef is in trouble early. Claus lifts Chef up and whips him to the ropes, he catches him and nails a perfect powerslam. He holds for the cover. 1...2...Kickout!! Just in time. Claus stands up and grabs to lift Chef up, but Chef hits a low blow on the big man and follows with another more powerful blow he calls a Iroke Kougeki!! Claus falls to his knees in pain. Chef runs off the ropes and does a low drop kick to the bent over Claus knocking him to his back. He makes a cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! VERY close. Chef lifts the Unstable leader up and whips him to the ropes. He goes for a spear and nails Claus, but Claus doesn't budge and just runs straight through the bent over Chef. The crowd laughs as the Penthouse member rolls around on the ground holding his shoulder. Claus grabs him and hits a Ho Ho Ho (3 German Suplexes) leaving Chef completely out in the middle of the ring. Claus plays to the crowd for a bit and starts to make his way to the turnbuckle. From the crowd Gozinya comes out and sneaks behind the ref. He taps him on the shoulder and blasts his face with some kind of powder. He quickly grabs Satan's feet out from under him. Satan falls, straddling the corner cable. Gozinya climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a 2 Balls For Brother Joseph (Frankensteiner) off the top rope!! Chef gets up quickly and climbs to the top rope. He hits a Saishyuu Saigo no Waza (Suicide Headbutt) and covers the big man. The ref wipes his eyes well enough to see a bit. He counts 1... ... 2... ...3!!!!! Chef wins, where's the Commish for this?......Winner: "Iron Chef" Mitsukoshi Teppenyaki
After their respective theme music is played, Sodomite and Seether are ready to get it on in the ring. They circle each other waiting for the bell to ring. *Ding Ding* Seether starts out fast with repeated chops to the chest on Sodomite, after the third shot Sodomite gets knocked off his feet. Sodomite gets back up to his feet quickly, but Seether out of nowhere hits Sodomite with a corkscrew huracanrana! Quick pin ...1 ...2 ... Sodomite grabs onto the ropes. Seether is all over Sodomite he goes to choke him the ref counts to 5 before telling Seether to break the hold. Seether looks really intense tonight, he picks up a limp Sodomite and goes to set him in the Spike Piledriver, however Sodomite starts to squirm out of the piledriver, and reverses the move into a deathdrop. Seether goes down. Sodomite stagers over and and pins Seether 1...2 Seether kicks out. Both men get back to their feet.but Sodomite hits Seether with a snapmere take down. Seether is stunned for a few seconds. Seether is sitting up on his ass, Sodomite hits him with a dropkick to the back of the head. Seether folds sickly over from the power of the move. Seether holds the back of his head. Sodomite slowly stalks Seether on the ground. He hits Seether with a big elbow to the forehead. Sodomite goes to pick Seether up.But Seether pokes him in the eyes. Sodomite steps back rubbing his eyes for afew seconds. Giving Seether time to get onto his feet. Sodomite charges but gets flatten by a clothesline by Seether. Seether stomps on Sodomites face while he is on the ground. Seether pulling Sodomite back to his feet. Sodomite goes spinning as Seether connects with a German uppercut to his head. Seether follows it up with a driving forearm sends Sodomite to the mat!! Seether again stomps away at the chest of Sodomite, followed by a leg drop across the throat of Sodomite. Sodomite is taking alot of punishment. Seether picks Sodomite back up and sends him to the ropes. Seether misses a clothesline. Sodomite stops and kicks Seether with a spinning heel kick, taking him off his feet. Seether gets back to his feet, and Sodomite clotheslines him flipping Seether 360 degrees. Seether gets back up and Sodomite hits him with a belly to belly suplex. Seether clutches his back Sodomite goes for a pin ...1 ...2 ... Seethers feet are on the ropes. Sodomite quickly applies the cobra clutch! Seether reaches for the ropes, but he can't quite make it. The fans begin to chant his name. His arm is just inches away from saving this match, from freedom. With a rush of adrenilan Seether lifts Sodomite up and hits a Samoan Drop on him. Both men are shattered. Seether leans against the ropes and waits for Sodomite to get up. Seether charges and hits the Seether spear. The crowd get onto their feet as Seether lifts Sodomite into the Spike piledriver. He executes it. He's getting ready to go for the pin when out of nowhere a voice is heard on the P.A. system.
Voice: The time has come Seether, the time is right for you to learn the truth, on who you really are.
Voice: I have been watching you since you were a little boy, when you went off with your mother, watched you go from foster home to foster home, I brought you to the RWF all those years before. I brought out the darkness in you, and you revelled in it. But then you began to wander from the path i have set for you, you decided to look to the past, you wanted to know where you came from. You wantecd to know who your father was. Tonight you will know, you want to know why cause I am your father.
Voice: Oh you don't recognise the voice?, You should, maybe the face will jog your memory.
Seether goes to stop him but Sodomite hits him from behind. Sodomite grabs him from behind, lifts up Seether and nails the Penetrator(Schoolboy Powerbomb). Vanity sneaks behind the ref, and hits him with a chair. Vanity then hits the ring, he starts smacking Seether with a chair. Sodomite is pissed as he thinks he had the match won, he tries to grab Vanity..but Vanity kicks him in the groin then NAILS him with the chair. He then lays down the chair, and picks up Seether..and nails the Flash on him onto the chair. Seether is out. He then lifts up Sodomite and nails the Showstopper on him onto the chair! He leaves them both there, and leaves the ring, the ref slowly comes too and sees both men Knocked Out..He calls for the bell Double KO......Winners: Both Men
Captain Canuck waits in the ring for the Hall of Famer to make his way down the aisle. D's music starts to play and he sprints to the ring. Benoit sets himself and D slides under the ropes. They both start exchanging right hands and the ref calls for the bell. D gets the upper hand and backs Benoit into a corner. He gives him a wicked uppercut to the throat and Benoit falls to the ground on his ass. D lifts him up and whips him to the other corner. He runs at him, but Benoit gets his foot up and nails him in the face. D spins around and sees Benoit going at him with a clothesline. He grabs the ref and pulls him in the way and Benoit turns the ref upside down with one hell of a clothesline. He looks down and goes to help the ref up, but D grabs him and nails him with a Pump Handle Powerslam. He slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the time keeper. He throws it in the ring and climbs back on the apron. He gets inside and lifts the chair as Benoit is getting to his feet with his back to D. He spins around and CRACK!! He falls down hard after a HUGE chairshot from D to his head! D throws the chair out and lifts up the ref, trying to wake him up. The ref comes to and D climbs to the top rope. He jumps off going for a Destroyer Bomb. Benoit rolls out of the way and D lands on the apron with incredible force. Benoit gets up, his head is bleeding and something in his eyes has changed. He screams "NUKED!!!!" He's Gean Singh Nuked!!! That blow to the head must have mixed him up. He lifts D to his feet and slams him down with a Juvi Driver. 1...2...kickout! D and Nuked get up at the same time. D kicks Nuked in the gut and goes for a Destruction Drop (Stroke), but Nuked blocks it and spins around to nail a clothesline. Nuked lifts him up and delivers a Jackhammer!! He climbs to the top rope. NUCLEAR KNEE DROP!!! He makes the cover... 1...2...3!!! Unbelievable upset!!! Nuked pulled one off over the Hall of Famer!!! HUGE WIN!!.......Winner: Paul Benoit(New European Champion)
Vanity is dropped off and he walks into the building and takes his blindfold off and it's a house of mirrors..but to Vanity's horror they all distort his image and he sees an Image of X and is so enraged he runs at it..putting himself through a mirror cause it wasn't X and X begins kicking Vanity...Vanity's arms are bleeding from the glass and he gets up and begins exchanging punches with X and finally he throws X out of the glass house and they're in an Amusement Park..They fight over towards a roller coaster and Wood DDT's X on the Metal of the Park ramp and he drags X over to the coaster entrance with the ref following and throws him into the carts and starts it and jumps in too and the ref gets in the last cart before the coaster takes off. Wood punches X while he tries to get up and now they've reaches the peak of the rise and begins flying downward and X kicks Vanity off the coaster and he flies 35 feet to the ground except....he goes through the roof of one of those Toy stands and lands on all the toys but X doesn't see this and thinks that he finished Vanity and X gets off the coaster once it finishes with the ref. He walks towards the stand Vanity went through and he finds the hole in the roof but nobody there and X sees a shadow and footsteps back towards the house of glass and he heads back in there and sees Wood on a mirror and laughs thinking it's not him and Wood Flashbulbs (Superkicks) the Mirror. His leg goes straight through, and he is holding his cut up leg. X comes out of nowhere, and starts kicking him in it. He then drags him outside. He lifts him up, and hits a Piledriver onto the concrete. Vanity is hurting badly. X lifts him up, and grabs him by his hair dragging him across this carnival only for the two. It's freezing outside, and snow is falling! Both men are noticeably Cold. Vanity is on a big limp. X sees a Scrambler(Spinning Ride), and goes to throw Vanity in it..but Vanity reverse it and throws him into it..then nails the Flashbulb(Superkick) on X. But his leg is hurt, and both men fall....Vanity limps up first, and X grabs his leg and throws a few Elbows onto it then pushes him back, and nails a Street Kick(Superkick)..his own version of the Superkick. Vanity backs up slowly into the Popcorn machine, and X runs at hits the Bullet through the Popcorn Machine. Popcorn is flying everywhere, as X covers him the ref counts...1......2....3....X retains his title, this is fuckin crazy. Before Vanity can even figure out what happened, X throws him back into the Unmarked car and blindfolds him. The car drives off, and the Robotron goes off showing X victorious....Winner: Xavier Channel(Retains R.W.F.C. World Heavyweight Title)
"What it's Like" by Everlast plays over the PA system as Vegita steps out of the entryway carrying his cemented sword. This might be the last time we see him with it. He walks to the ring with a seriouse look to the cheering of the crowd. Vegita get in the ring and hands the ref his sword. "It's Raining Men" plays next and Peter Gozinya slowly steps out of the entryway. He looks really determined as he slowly walks to the ring. The crowd booes, but Gozinya doesn't seem to care about anything but Vegita. Peter eyes Vegita angrily as he gets in the ring. This might be the last time we see Peter Gozinya. Gozinya cracks his neck and takes a deep breath as Vegita is stretching in the opposite corner. The ladder is set up in the center of the ring, but it doesn't seem like eiter of them care about it at teh moment. The bell sounds and the two men square off in the middle. Gozinya hits Vegita with a hard right hand. Vegita counters with one of his own. They start trading lefts and rights as the crowd reacts with cheering. Peter blocks one of Vegita's punches, ducks the other hand and pulls off a beautiful fireman's carry. Vegita jumps to his feet only to be clotheslined down again by Gozinya. Gozinya bounces off the ropes and hits a quick leg drop. He picks Vegita up by the hair and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Vegita stops him and knees him in the stomach. As Peter is hunched over Vegita bounces off the ropes and jumps backward toward Peter. He grabs Peter's head and pulls off a DDT. Vegita is up first as Peter is up to one knee. Vegita grabs Peter by the throat and pulls him up to his feet. Gozinya looks angry and grabs Vegita's throat. Vegita grabs the arm around his throat and lets go of Peter's neck with teh other. He pulls Peter's hand off and flips him over his shoulder. Peter lands on his feet adn mule kicks Vegita who stumbles backward and leans on the ropes. Peter runs and baseball slides Vegita's legs out from under him as he slides out of the ring. Vegita lands on hi! s face and gets pulled to teh outside. Peter picks Vegita up and throws him into the railing. Peter walks toward Vegita. Vegita flips backward over teh railing kicking Peter on his way. Peter falls to teh ground and Vegita hops up backwards onto the railing. He motions to teh crowd and they respond with cheers. He jumps back and hits a Big Bang (backflip with feet landing on opponent's face) on Peter! Vegita climbs in teh ring and rests in the corner farthest from Gozinya who is starting to recover. Vegita grabs teh ladder from the middle of the ring and folds it up. Peter is starting to climb up on the ring apron. Vegita holds teh ladder like a battering ram and runs at Peter with it. He nails Peter who flies into the railing outside. As Vegita is setting teh ladder back up in the ring, Peter is up and climbs in behind Vegita. Gozinya grabs the back of Vegita's head and smashes it into one of the rungs on the ladder. Vegita grabs his nose and Peter pulls off and devestating reverse DDT. Peter goes to pick up Vegita, but vegita lifts up his legs and wraps them around Peter's head. He begins to squeeze adn Peter begins to yell. Vegita flips Peter onto the mat with his feet keeping the hold. Peter gets a foot on the rope and the ref breaks it up. Peter is up and angry. Vegita goes for a Goodnight Kiss (roundhouse) but Peter ducks and grabs Vegita. Vegita grabs him and hits a Gargoyl suplex. Peter holds his back and Vegita climbs teh turnbuckle. He goes for another Big Bang, but Peter won't fall for it twice. He rolls out of the way as Vegita lands on his feet. Gozinya trips him. They both get up simultaniously. Peter walks slowly to the ladder with his eyes on Vegita who follows him up the other side. Peter reaches teh top and awaits Vegita. Vegita grabs one of the rungs with both hands and kicks the lower part of the ladder with both legs. The ladder folds up and starts to fall. Peter goes down with the ladder and hits his back on the turnbuckle on his way down. The ladder fa! lls on Vegita. Vegita pushes teh ladder off of him and wobbles to his feet. Peter is holding his back near the turnbuckle. Vegita grabs Peter in a reverse headlock. Vegita puts his back to the turnbuckle and begins to climb up for his Punishment for Weakness (reverse headlock from top of turnbuckle). Vegita is standing on the second rope as Gozinya hangs there struggling to get out. With a burst of adrenalin Peter kicks Vegita in the head. Vegita falls backward to the outside and Peter falls to the mat holding his back. Peter sees Vegita starting to get up on the outside and moves toward the ropes. Peter reaches down adn grabs Vegita's head. He starts to pick him up!! Gozinya can't hold him like that for long and lets go. Vegita shakes his head and rolls into the ring. Peter kicks him a few times as he gets in. Gozinya sets the ladder up again in the center. Peter starts climbing the ladder. Unknown to him Vegita is right behind him. Vegita uppercuts Peter in the balls. Peter is on the last rung of the ladder and hunches over holding his crotch. Vegita climbs the other side and puts Gozinya in a brainbuster position. Then Vegita slowly and carefully turns around on the last rung of his side. Looks to the cheering crowd who have been on their feet the whole time. Just then Gozinya punches him a few times, and reverses it into a Reverse DDT off the ladder. Vegita is out cold. Gozinya's not moving much either. Gozinya starts staggering to his feet. He looks at the ladder which is still standing. He climbs one rung at a time, Vegita still hasn't moved from the Reverse DDT. Gozinya gets to the top and grabs the Sword and TV title...His career is saved. He lays over the top of the ladder when out of nowhere, Vanity is BACK from his loss at the Carnival he limps down to the ring, he has popcorn all on him..and he pulled his blindfold down when he got out of the car apparently. He dropkicks the ladder. Gozinya falls hard into the turnbuckle the ladder falls on him. Vanity pulls the ladder down, and grabs Gozinya turns him around and Nails the Flash on the ladder. He then picks up the Cemented Sword and hits him a few times with it, and hold the TV title high in the air to the crowd booing. He then throws it on top of Gozinya, as Dav has his face buried in his hands. Vanity is limping out out of the ring, when Triple X grabs him by the neck. He lifts him off the ground a couple of inches, and Vanity is seen to be in alot of pain. Triple X tells him the boss needs to have a word with him...Triple X then walks him to the back....Winner: Peter Gozinya(Saves Career, New TV Champion, and Vegita can't use Cemented Sword ever again)
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