Dav: Well, HELLLLLO Gentry...Tonight we've got a few surprises, a few I'm sure you're not gonna like..but oh well. Canada fuckin sux anyhow...(Big Boos). Tonight our big bout will be me calling it down the middle in the intense top contenders match between G.A.P. and The Rock. I guess we'll see who the real People's Champion is..Well, let's see how you sick fucks like this...LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!

Awesome comes out first, then Sodomite jumps him from behind. He runs his face into the railing, then runs him up straight up the aisleway and throws him into the ring. He slides in, Awesome gets up and swings at him..but Sodomite ducks and hits a Loving Hug(Rock Bottom). Sodomite stands up, and kicks him. He then takes off his belt, and starts beating Awesome horribly. He stands up Awesome, and hits a Taking the Fight Out(Standing Powerslam). Awesome is laying on the mat in pain. Sodomite climbs outside as Catamite is running towards the ring with something. He hands it to him, OH MY GOD...That's Gasoline. Sodomite then throws in a Table, and puts the Gasoline in the corner. Awesome straggles up, and runs at Sodomite..but he gets the JEEZ CLOUD!! Sodomite then hits a Going Down on Me(Screwdriver). He then sets up the table, and pours gasoline on it. He pulls a book of matches out of his pocket and lights the baby. He lifts up Awesome in the Penetrator position to throw him through the table..but then he laughs and stops. Maybe he has came to his senses, OH MY GOD...He lifts up the can of Gasoline and pours it all over Awesome. He then lifts him up, and nails the Penetrator(Pump Handle to a Schoolboy Powerbomb) through the Burning Table. Awesome is ON FIRE...Security and Canadian Firemen fly into the ring, putting him out..Awesome is screaming I quit..and the referee awards the match to Sodomite. He goes to lift Sodomite's hand, and Sodomite spits a Jeez cloud in his face and hits a Loving Hug(Rock Bottom) on him. He then slides out of the ring, and goes to the back...Winner: Sodomite

The Rock forfeits because he has a big match later in the night for top contendership, the crowd boos immensely...Winner: Suicidal

Brite comes out first, and doesn't look like he wants to be there. He looks around a little, and the Iron Chef comes out released on Rehab for today to fight. He slides into the ring, and nails a Bulldog on Rainbow Brite..He pins the bitch for the easy win, then flips off the crowd and leaves...Winner: "Iron Chef" Mitsukoshi Teppenyaki

Nova Dunte' comes into the ring first. D.W.'s music hits, but he doesn't come. The Robotron comes on, and there's Sodomite beating the shit out of Death Warrior. Sodomite then slides in the ring, behind Nova. Apparently Nova doesn't know that it's taped. Sodomite just pulled out a HAMMER!!! He smacks Nova in the neck with it, Nova drops like a sack of potatoes. Sodomite slides outside, he throws in a Table and a chair. He then slides, apparently the ref is going on with the match due to Dav seeing the crowd in response. Sodomite picks up the chair, and puts it on an unconscious Nova's neck where he hit him before. THIS COULD BREAK HIS NECK!!! He runs against the ropes, and does a quick Legdrop into the chair. The crowd is in awww...We've never seen Sodomite like this. He picks up the chair, and sets it up right. He then sets the table up over it. Then he lifts up Nova and puts him on the top rope backwards. He then nails him with the Penetrator(Pumphandle to a Schoolboy Powerbomb) THROUGH THE TABLE AND CHAIR NECK FIRST. Nova isn't moving..The EMT'S ARE IN!! They're checking his pulse..OH MY GOD...Nova's dead...NO FUCKIN WAY. Sodomite literally pulls out his dick, and pisses on him. Triple X runs out, and drags Sodomite out. He then lets him go at the ramp, and makes him leave....Winner: Sodomite

An the big screen a bus is seen driving along the roads and Another one rides the bus hits the PA system. Cabbie Klowaski appears at the top off the aisle and the fans slightly cheer him. He looks around and slowly walks down the aisle he climbs the steel steps and into the ring. He looks around nervously and Wolverines music hits he walks down the aisle to a good reaction from the crowd who show mixed feelings. He slides into the ring. Cabbie Klowaski starts stomping on Wolverine but Wolverine makes his way to his feet and clotheslines Cabbie down. Wolverine bounces off the ropes and hits a quick Leg drop. Cabbie holds his face and Wolverine lifts him to his feet. Cabbie tries to fight back but wolverine hits a Body slam. Wolverine grabs Klowaskis legs and stomps him below the belt. Cabbie rolls around holding his nuts and Wolverine climbs to the second turnbuckle. He tries a fist drop but Cabbie moves out of the way. Wolverine gets to his feet and shakes his hand. Cabbie still lies on the canvas in pain. Wolverine lifts Cabbie to his feet but is caught with a desperation Low Blow. Wolverine goes down to his knees. Cabbie bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Wolverine falls back with his legs still bent beneath him. Cabbie jumps up with a leg drop. Klowaski climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Kamikaze Headbutt and Wolverine moves away. Cabbie bounces back up and holds his head. Wolverine struggles to his feet and goes to punch Cabbie but Cabbie ducks, spins Wolverine round and starts to punch him repeatedly in the sides of the head. Eventually Wolverine falls to the floor. Cabbie climbs the turnbuckle as Wolverine struggles to his feet. Wolverine staggers to the corner and Cabbie Grabs his head between his legs and hooks back his arm he spins around into a Tornado x2 arm Facebuster. Cabbie covers 1... 2... Wolverine kicks out. Cabbie stomps repeatedly on the chest of Wolverine. Cabbie lifts Wolverine to his feet and goes for a Body Slam but Wolverine reverses into a small package 1... 2... Cabbie kicks out. Wolverine gets to his feet and starts shouting at the ref. Cabbie get up and rolls him into a school boy 1... 2... 3. Another one rides the bus hits for the second time and Cabbie exits down the aisle looking relieved...Winner: Cabbie Klowaskie

Due to Nova's death. Cabbie Klowaskie took his place. Wolverine comes out, as Awesome is too hurt to wrestle due to Sodomite destroying him early in the night. Suicidal and Cabbie destroy Wolverine quickly and painfully. Sodomite then runs out again through the crowd, he slides in the ring. He clotheslines Cabbie, then as Suicidal is running at him, he spits a Jeez cloud in his face. He then hits a loving Hug(Rock Bottom) on him. Suicidal and Cabbie roll out of the ring. Sodomite looks over to a hurt Wolverine. We've NEVER..and I mean NEVER seen Sodomite like this. Sodomite lifts up Wolverine to the top ropes and looks to do a Going down on me to the inside of the ring, that could kill someone..but NO..He turns around to the concrete on the OUTSIDE!!! No Fuckin way.....He hits a Going Down on Me(Screwdriver) onto the concrete outside the ring. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST!!! Wolverine isn't moving..EMT's are in AGAIN!!! They say Sodomite has broken Wolverine's neck. Triple X has no choice but to cuff him, and hold him in the back until the card is over....Winner: Suicidal/Cabbie

Sean Alen officially retires from wrestling..Davidson takes the forfeit!

Rainbow Brite comes down to thee ring.just one of those days hits and predator makes his way to ringside. Predator and Rainbow start brawling. Predator gets the advantage with the D.V.D.and tries for a cover one. Two. Rainbow kicks out. Predator lifts Rainbbow to his feet and whips him into the ropes but rainbow hits him with a running dropkick. Predator is on the ground Raiinbow locks in a front facelock. Predator drives RainBow into the corner. Predator kicking rainbow in the corner. Rainbow falls and Predator stomps him Rainbow rolls out of the ring.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,.Rainbow is back in and Predator charges gets clotheslined. Predator gets up rainbow throws a punch predator grabs it and turns it into a standing hammer-lock but rainbow grabs the ropes. Predator attempts a powerbomb but is backbody dropped into the top rope Predator bounces to the floor. Death Warrior on the apron but he gets kicked by Predator. Rainbow charges but gets kicked in the mid section. Predator hits Gauntlet and pins Rainbow...One, Two..Three...It looks like Predator is doing alot better...Winner: Predator

El Molestor comes out first in his underwear. Sephiros then comes out next, and he slides in the ring... But, then out comes Suicidal from behind..and he low blows El Molestor. Sephiros clotheslines him down hard. Suicidal drops a legdrop, and the referee makes him get out of the ring..but Sephiros STOMPS on El Molestor's Testacles..He then rolls Molestor ontop of him. The ref drops for the count One, Two...Kickout by Sephiros, and Molestor is laying on his back. Sephiros locks on a Lion Tamer, and Molestor screams out in pain..Winner: Sephiros Dunte'

Dav comes down to the ring to "Southtown" by P.O.D. with a ref shirt on. The Rock comes out next to defeaning boos by the crowd. He stares down Dav, but Dav flinches at him. Then Gordon walks onto the stage as "Ego Trippin'" echoes through the arena. The crowd is actually cheering GAP, they hate The Rock that much. Rock stares down GAP as he enters the ring. The bell rings and GAP punches Rock to the corner, but Rock turns it around and starts punching GAP! He spits in his hand and punches Gordon one more time! Unbelievable! GAP whips Rock into the ropes and goes for a back body drop, Maiavia Hurricane by the Rock! Rock whips GAP into the ropes and hits the Spinebuster. He stands above GAP's face and starts to take off his elbow pad. Rock throws his elbow pad into the crowd and someone throws it back, pegging him in the face. He goes to the ropes to taunt the fan that threw it back. GAP stands up and walks over to Dav. He shakes Dav's hand and leans against the ropes as they joke about the Rock and laugh at him. Rock turns around and closes the distance toward GAP. He has a pissed off look on his face as he rushes forward. Gordon nails a "You're Fired!" and knocks Rocky out cold! He sets him up and climbs the turnbuckle for a "Bankroll" and makes the easy pin. Dav stands up, and holds up G.A.P.'s arm laughing. He then picks up the mic.

Dav: Well, I guess now things are starting to come together. As you're seeing the reformation of the Penthouse very soon. The greatest stable ever born, as the R.W.F. Canada Hyatt has just been built. All 15,000 of you here, and the millions watching will see why Gordon always says "Money not only talks, but it's gonna walk all over you!"

Dav and G.A.P. walk away to boos...Winner: Gordon A. Powell III

"Super Balls!" Plays over the PA system as the arena begins to look VERY confused. The people in attendance look at their programs just to be sure … yup … the name still says "Peter Gozinya." Just then, Gozinya steps out from the back. He’s got a full beard, he’s wearing a flannel shirt with no sleaves to show off his muscular build and he’s got … A WOMAN WITH HIM!!! The crowd is dead silent as Gozinya walks in a manly way to the ring. He’s got an ax handle in his hand with a six pack of ‘Old Ironsides’ hanging off the end. He’s smoking a half-chewed cigar. He spits the cigar into the crowd, cracks a beer and shotguns it in a split second. The crowd stands in awe as Vanity Show Wood still doesn’t know what to do. Gozinya grabs a mic and smiles to the crowd.

GOZINYA: "Scary huh? Let’s just say … THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE LOVE OF A GOOD WOMAN TO SET YOU STRAIGHT! Meet … TRACI!"

GOZINYA: And trust me … this is only a MINOR change. Things are going to happen tonight and they all start with ME KICKING THE HELL OUT OF THIS PRETTY LITTLE BITCH!

Wood takes exception to the remark and leaps on Gozinya’s back and starts to pummel him down to the mat. Wood is laying the boots to Gozinya hard as the referee tries to get inbetween the two men to force a break as Gozinya is tied up in the corner. When the referee backs Wood away, Gozinya opens a beer and sprays it in Wood’s face!!!! Wood is caught off-guard with beer in his eyes as Gozinya nails a vicious clothesline that sends Wood bouncing off of the mat. Wood stumbles up and Gozinya nails a vicious super-kick that lays Wood on the mat. Gozinya then goes to the corner and plays to the crowd as Wood is laying motionless. He leaps to nail an elbow, but Wood rolls out of the way. Gozinya lands hards and holds his arm. Wood quickly straps on The Silver Screen Blackout (crippler crossface) as Gozinya screams out loud. The referee asks gozinya to give as Wood leans in and starts to talk smack to Gozinya. Wood gets a little too close with his taunting and GOZINYA BITES HIS NOSE!!!! The two men make it to their feet as Gozinya is still biting the nose of Wood! Wood is crying as Gozinya breaks the bite then nails a vicious headbutt! Wood is down and his nose is bleeding. Gozinya makes his way to the top rope as Wood stares in disbelief at the blood running into his hand. A pale look comes over Wood’s face as he looks into his nearby mirror … When Wood turns around, Gozinya nails a missile drop kick that shatters the mirror on Wood’s face!!! Wood hits the deck HARD. Gozinya covers … 1 … 2 … KICKOUT! Wood has overcome the shock and is freaking out on Gozinya. Wood mounts Gozinya and begins to send vicous blow after vicious blow to Gozinya’s face! The referee has to pull Wood off as Gozinya makes his way to his feet and smiles as he pulls a molar out of his mouth. The referee is arguing with Wood as Gozinya grabs the ax handle from the woman with him. Wood sneaks up on Gozinya as the referee tries to take the ax handle away. Wood steps back, and kicks Gozinya. He then hits the Flash(Razor's Edge position to a Dominator. As the axe handle hits the floor Tracy picks it up, Vanity covers Gozinya and SMACK...Tracy hits him in the head with it, the referee must be blind. He rolls over, and Gozinya has one arm over Vanity..and Vanity has one arm over Gozinya...ONE...TWO...THREE...A DOUBLE PIN?!?!?! This might be an R.W.F. first, both men lay their in pain. Vanity is gushing, and Tracy is in the ring trying to help her man. Well, I guess you never know what's gonna happen here...Winner: Both Men

Both men come to the ring, both Canadians get a good pop. Tommy walks up to Benoit and extends his hand in sportsmanship. They shake hands and smile, but Tommy's smile turns 180 degrees as he pulls Benoit in and nails a clothesline. Tommy picks up Benoit and whips him to the ropes hitting a "Gravity Sux" on the return. Tommy quickly puts Benoit in the "G-Force", trying to end the match early. Benoit struggles to escape, but it's no use. The ref asks Benoit if he wants to quit, but Benoit says no. The ref finally makes Youngblood release the hold. Benoit starts to pull himself up on the turnbuckle. Tommy runs to the opposite corner and gets ready to rush. Benoit is up and Tommy launches at him with a leaping splash. Benoit moves out of the way and Tommy eats turnbuckle. Benoit grabs Tommy from behind and hits a BEAUTIFUL German suplex, holding a bridge to pin Tommy. 1, 2... kickout! Youngblood is up fast, as is Benoit. Benoit kicks Tommy in the stomach a couple of times and follows it up with a LOUD knife edge chop. The crowd goes "Woo!!" Benoit hits another and tries to send Tommy to the opposite corner, but Tommy reverses it and throws Benoit halfway across the ring with a belly to belly suplex! Benoit ducks a big punch by Tommy and hits a falling reverse DDT. He climbs the ropes and hits the "Dive for Canada"! He slowly crawls to make the cover. 1, 2.. Tommy kicks out again! Benoit starts to put on a "Manitoban Crab" and Tommy fights it, not allowing Benoit to turn him over. Youngblood grabs the ropes and the ref makes Benoit let go. Tommy dodges out of the way as Benoit rushes him, sending Benoit through the ropes to the outside. Benoit takes a moment to gain his composure and pays for it when Tommy leaps out of the ring with a flying body press! Both men are hurting on the floor as the crowd chants "RWF RWF RWF!" Tommy gets up first and searches under the table for something. He finally strikes paydirt and pulls out a table! He tosses it into the ring and climbs in, then starts to set the table up. Benoit climbs the apron as Tommy finishes setting up the table. Tommy turns around and Benoit flattens him with a springboard missile dropkick! The fans erupt as Benoit puts Tommy on the turnbuckle. Benoit sets him up for a belly to belly. Tommy headbutts Benoit, making him let go. Youngblood grabs Benoit's head and shoves it between his legs. He calls for the Bloodbomb, but Benoit drops to one knee and throws a huge groin shot. He then stands up, and nails Youngblood with a Tuque Drop(DDT). He then runs back against the ropes, and hits his old finisher as G.S.N. the NUCLEAR KNEE DROP...He covers..1...2..3...Great Match. The Unstables run in and celebrate with him, they are proud of their champion!....Winner: "Captain Cannuck" Paul Benoit(Retained Showtune Title)

"The Night Santa Went Crazy" comes on the speakers and Satan Claus jiggles his way down to the ring with Numerous Tables Surrounding the Ring and 1 set up in the ring and Satan climbs up the stairs and gets into the ring and just as he does "Comin for ya" by DMX and X comes onto the stage and heads down to the ring with his Hardcore Title over his shoulder. X finally gets to ringside and Satan runs at X whom drops his Hardcore Title and nails a Street Kick on Satan and Satan falls down hard to the mat. X makes him get to his feet and sets him up and whips him to the ropes and kicks him in the gut and run back to the ropes and jumps hitting Satan Claus with a Bulldog. He gets up and runs off the ropes and short legdrops Satan. X Calls for the Table already and tries to hit the Shotgun on Satan through the table but Satan's massive weight helps him block it and he lifts X into a Samoan Drop through the Table and Satan thinks he's won the Hardcore Title until the ref informs him it's a Best 2 out of 3 Tables match and Satan seems to become steamed as his cheeks become very red. X is slowly getting up now and Satan Claus begins the "Fearless Drunken White Guy Dance" and X whom is staggering around doesn't fall for this trick and dropkicks Satan right in the head trying not to look or he'd be forced to laugh and Satan goes down hard and X rolls out of the ring grabbing a Table and folds it up sliding it into the ring. Satan is getting up as X is setting up the Table in the corner. Satan runs at him and X nails a drop toe hold on him and he goes down hard to the mat and X moves back and sets up and as Satan rises to his feet X runs at him and nails the "Bullet" on Satan and Satan goes flying back into the corner through the table...it's now 1 to 1! Next man to put his opponent through a table wins! X gets up and slides out of the ring and goes to ringside grabbing another table and gets a Chair from the announce position as well. X slides in the ring and lays in wait with the Chair to hit the Staggered Satan Claus and Satan sees him coming and turns around and jumps into the air hitting a Butt Thump into the chair going back into X's face. Satan does a little jiggle to the crowd and yells "Ho Ho Ho" and picks X up roughly and hits a German Suplex....then Another....then finally a Release German Suplex and X looks wasted. Satan picks up the Table and sets it up near the corner and as X uses the ropes to get to his feet as Satan grabs the Steel Chair and once X makes it to his he staggers turning and Satan lays him out with the Chair. Satan now drags X over who is bleeding from the head and puts him onto the table and Satan goes to the Top Rope and goes Ho Ho and jumps off nailing "Yes Virginia, There is a Satan Claus" Through X through the Table and the bell rings announcing Satan Claus as the NEW RWFC Hardcore Champion. Satan grabs the Title and rolls out of the ring laughing happily and Ho ho'ing....Winner: Satan Claus(New Hardcore Champion)

The crowd urrupts in cheers as "Spybreak" by the Propeller Heads blares over the PA system. Seether comes down the walkway and enters the ring. He plays to the crowd a little and his music stops. "Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays next and Destroyer comes out of the entryway. He struts confidently down to the ring and enters watching Seether the whole way. He and Seether are on opposite corners when "What it's Like" by Everlast plays. The crowd mostly boos as Vegita emerges from the entryway wearing a full suit of armor!! It's a black suit of armor and a helet. Vegita is carrying his title in one hand and his dulled silver sword in the other. He walks down to the ring slowly and clumsily. He manages to somehow enter the ring and the ref takes the belt. The bell sounds and Destroyer looks at Seether. Seether smirks and runs full speed at the armored Vegita who is standing by the corner. Seether Seether spears the armored Vegita into the ring post. Vegita slams up against the turnbuckle and doesn't seem to be moving too easily. Seether is hurt from ramming the metal suit and Destroyer sees his chance. He goes over to Vegita and superkicks him right in the center of his head. The helmet comes flying off and there is no head in the armor!!! Destroyer is puzzled. A screw pops out of the suit and the breast plate comes off revealing a 5ft 5in unknown guy in his boxers! Destroyer starts pummeling the short guy as Seether stands up near by. From under the ring comes the real Vegita carrying a guitar and is wearing a metal boot on his right foot. Destroyer spits on the unknown guy in the armor and starts trading blows with Seether. Vegita walks low so he isn't seen by the other two who are still trading punches. He comes up behind Destroyer and smashes him over the head with teh guitar. Desrtoyer falls to teh ground holding his head. Seether goes to grab Vegita, but Vegita kicks him in the balls with the metal boot. Seether screems out and falls to the ground as the crowd is going nuts. The guy! in the armor has left ringside and slinked to the back leaving behind the dulled sword. Vegita goes to pick it up, but Destroyer is up and he turns Vegita around. Destroyer hits Vegita with the Destruction Drop (the Stroke). Seether rolls out of the ring and starts pulling a ladder out from under the ring. Destroyer sees him and runs toward the topes. He jumps out at Seether and Seether hits him with a short Seether spear!! Destroyer lands on the ladder and Vegita is slowly gettin up in the ring. Vegita takes off the metal boot and goes toward the ropes. Seether launches the ladder in the ring clipping Vegita's legs. Vegita falls down face first on the ladder. Seether climbs in the ring and sets up the ladder. Destroyer rolls in the ring and Vegita gets up. All three men are up and circling around the ladder eyeing each other with utmost hatred. The crowd is really getting into it with chants of "RWF." Destroyer attcks Vegita but gets grabbed by Seether. Seether hits Destroyer with an Evenflow DDT and Vegita hits him with a superkick when he gets to his feet. Vegita picks up Seether and Megabombs (powerbomb into turnbuckle) him. Vegita puts Seether more toward the center of the ring and gets clibbered from behind by Destroyer. Destroyer climbs the ropes and faces the crowd. He jumps off and hits Seether with his Destroyer Bomb!!! Destroyer is going for the pin but Vegita kicks him off at the two count. Vegita quickly climbs the turnbuckle and he too faces the crowd. Vegita jumps off and hits Seether with a Big Bang (backflip off top landing on opponent's face with feet). Seether is almost out cold and Destroyer has climbed to teh top of the ladder. Destroyer jumps off and missle dropkicks Vegita who falls over the ropes and outside the ring. Seether manages to get up and he's behind Destroyer. Seether hits Destroyer with a hard reverse DDT and climbs the turnbuckle. He looks at Destroyer and backflips outside the ring!! He lands on Vegita who yells out in pain. Destroyer is ag! ain on top of the ladder. Destroyer goes for a Destroyer Bomb off of the ladder onto Vegita on the outside and he hits him!!!! Vegita practically passes out and Destroyer is hurt himself. Seether picks up Destroyer and throws him into the steel steps. Meanwhile Vegita has gotten up to one knee. Destroyer Irish whips Seether toward Vegita and Seether is going for a Seether spear. Vegita gets an adrenoline burst and hits Seether with a Goodnight Kiss (roundhouse into opponent's face). Vegita falls down after teh move and Destroyer walks over to the two fallen wrestlers. He throws Seether in teh ring and rolls in himself. Vegita is getting to his feet and see his sword in the corner. He grabs the sword and rests in the corner. Destroyer goes for the pin; 1...2.. no, Seether kicks out. Vegita has climbed the turnbuckle with the sword and looks back and forth between Seether and Destroyer. Vegita throws his sword at Seether adn it hits him right in the head. Seether's lights go out before he hits the mat. Destroyer runs over the punches Vegita in the gut. Destroyer climbs up with him and lifts him into a vertical suplex position. He jumps off backward adn suplexes Vegita into the ladder knocking it over. The ladder is leeaning on the turnbuckle and Destroyer picks up Vegita. Out of nowhere Destroyer gets nailed in teh back of the head by the silver sword wielded by Seether. Vegita starts getting up and Seether throws down the weapon. He gets Vegita read for his Spike Piledriver and runs at teh ladder with Vegita in his hands. Seether hits his Spike Piledriver onto the ladder and the crowd goes wild with cheers. Seether goes to pin the downed Destroyer; 1...2...NOOOOO!!!! Destroyer kicks out just in time. Vegita in the backround picks up the ladder at the same time Destroyer gets up. The crowd cheers and Destroyer motions to them because he thinks it's for him. Vegita bring the ladder down hard on both Seether and Destroyer. Vegita goes to pin Seether; 1...2...NOOO, Seether kicks ou! t. Vegita quickly crawls over to Destroyer and covers him; 1...2...NO Destroyer kicks out. Destroyer gets up and uppercuts Vegita in the sack. Vegita's eyes light up and Destroyer picks him up. Destroyer sets Vegita up for his own finisher, the Final Flash (brainbuster DDT) but Seether spears Destroyer. Vegita lands on Seether's back and all three men are spent!! Destroyer's shoulders are down and the ref starts to count; 1...2...NOOOOOOOO!!! Oh my God, Vegita rolls himself and Seether off of Destroyer and landing on his back. The ref counts, 1...no Vegita kicks out. The three get up and the same time and wabily stare each other down. Both Seether and Destroyer run at Vegita. Vegita jumps up and lifts up both legs going to kick both of them. Seether gets nailed and Destroyer ducks. Vegita lands on his butt and Destroyer picks him up. Destroyer goes for a Vertical suplex but Vegita reverses with one of his own. Seether gets up and Vegita whips him into the corner. Vegita runs full throttle at Seether and jumpkicks him in the head. Seether grabs his chest and Vegita puts him on top of the turnbuckle. Vegita back up more than half the ring away and ges into a martial arts stance. He runs again full speed at Seether and jumps high in the air. Seether jumps up and over him, doing a forward flip over Vegita. Vegita runs his feet dead into the turnbuckle, and drops to his back. Destroyer is getting up, and Seether runs at him. Destroyer kicks him, and hits a Destruction Drop. He then goes over to the champ, lifts him up and does a Beautiful Double Arm Powerbomb. He then points to the air, and everyone screams as he climbs the ropes for the Destroyer Bomb. Vegita stumbles halfway up though, and throws himself into the ropes dropping down onto the turnbuckle..Vegita climbs up to the top ropes with him, and hits the Final Flash(Brainbuster to a DDT) OFF THE TOP ROPES..Destroyer is out. The crowd Oooohs...Oh my god, Gordon A. Powell III slides into the ring with a Golden Crowbar. Vegita goes for the cover, but G.A.P. smacks Vegita with the Crowbar. He then stands him up, and smacks him with You're Fired(Superkick). He then turns around to get Seether, but he gets kicked in the stomach and gets the SPIKE PILEDRIVER. Seether covers Vegita, for the One, Two, Three...NEW CANADIAN CHAMPION!! Seether does it, after starting out 0-2 this season..He pulled it off..Dav comes running down, he's pissed. Triple X is shortly behind Dav, X then limps down. Dav helps up Gordon A. Powell III. Dav asks for a mic

Dav: So, I guess you think you got the best of this tonight don't you Seether. Seether is smiling huge. You think the fans want a bastard for a champion, Hell.. Your father didn't even want you. Seether gets mad, and steps forward...but X pulls him back. Well, we'll see how long you last with that God Damn title. Next week Eight MEN!! That's right Nine Men will battle for every singles title in the R.W.F. in one match. Vanity ShowWood, Gordon A. Powell III, Destroyer, Peter Gozinya, Xavier "X" Channel, Satan Claus, Paul Benoit, Vegita, and Yourself. In a Falls Count Anywhere, Anything Goes, Elimination Match. The first 5 to be eliminated get nothing, the 6th Eliminated will leave with the European Strap, the 7th Eliminated will leave with the Hardcore Strap, the 8th the Once again named Television Title, and the winner will get that gold on your shoulder Seether. Can you take it, I don't think so. Also, as a warm-up for you. Early in that day, you & and you're queer friend there will defend the tag straps, but in a different fashion. You will defend them one at a time, if EITHER of you lose..You both lose your straps to the...Get this TAG TEAM that you lose to. Seether you will be versing Eric Davidson & Suicidal, and you X will be taking on Cabbie Klowaskie and Predator. Don't think I don't know you have Cabbie under your wing, no one can teach technical wrestling that but one man..and that man is you. Well you guys I guess you better get ready for next week.

Gozinya then jumps X from behind, and Powell & Destroyer jump Seether. Dav & Gozinya do a Double Powerbomb on X. Then Powell & Destroyer do a Double Reverse DDT on the new Champ. Dav then slides out of the ring, Vegita slides out making sure not to get into the mix so he can stay healthy for next week....Winner: Seether(New Canadian Champion)