What the Hell Am I Watching?
by Windzweaver

I know something's going on.

They're keeping something from me. I just can't figure out what .

It's driving me nuts.

Anya, Gile's, Spike, Willow. They're all watching Xander for some bizarre
reason. They even have me doing it.

It's that thing when you see all those people staring up into the sky and
you just have this urge to look up too. Maybe it's like how everybody
stares at an accident or a fire.

Well Xander's life is definitely like an accident, so I guess that makes
sense.

The thing is though their not listening to me. I mean... well... they're
not paying
attention to the slaying thing and that's a sure way to get everyone killed.

I just wish they'd fix whatever Xander screwed up so we can get on with
life.

And if that's not bad enough what the hell's up with Spike lately. I mean
he used to be where I could keep and eye on him. Always underfoot like some
evil puppy dog. Now I never know where he is. I almost never see him
anymore.

Well I take that back he seems to have caught that same staring at Xander
bug everyone else has. I can be certain of one thing when I see Xander I
see Spike.

It sucks not knowing what's going on. I guess I'll have to ask someone.

Oh thrill! Anya's here. Just what I need. Now I can spend the next half
hour
listening to what wonderful orgams Xander gives. Heck if I knew the kid was
that good I would have taken him for a spin myself. That would have made
Angel really jealous.

What the hell is the bitch babbling about now? Oh God this is just so
great! Ask and ye shall receive time. The demon bimbo just dumped Xander.
Maybe she'll just go away now.

Oh no! God she wants Giles. What the hell is she thinking? Giles belongs
to me. He's my watcher. Giles and sex that's just gives me the wiggans.

Arggggh!

Oh good Xander here. Cool I can be comfort girl. Find out if he's really
any good at this sex thing.

What the hell is he doing?!

Spike?!

Xander's going for Spike?!

Spike and Xander?!

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Spike and Xander and Anya and Giles? Why is this my life?

What have I ever done to deserve this?

All I ever wanted was some Angel smoochies. Where did I go wrong?

Ewwww! They're kissing. Right in the house, and everyone's staring at them
now.

Hmm. They do kiss rather well. Oh well. It's not like Spike's any worse
then any of the other love interests that Xander has brought home.

Doesn't effect me much anyway.

Let's see where'd I put that vogue magazine.

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THE END