"Can I give you some advice. Man to... Larry? - Manuelo

"You mean if I don't mail myself to her, she'll mail herself to me?" - Larry
"This is gonna take longer then I thought" - Manuelo

"Well this is a surprise" - Macy
"What? I come over here all the time" - Jake
"No. That you're up before noon!" - Macy

"Solving one of the great riddles of life. The difference between a ho ho and a yo yo" - Jake

"A ho ho is cream filled" - Manuelo
"No that's a ring ding" - Jake
"No, that's a ding dong!" - Macy

"Technically we are not a 'we' anymore" - Macy
"Well even though we are not technically a 'we' can't we still go together? - Jake "Well I don't know. This sort of thing has never come up before. I mean if we go together people might assume that we are not seperated and together. Even though we are seperated and we're just going together rather then .. seperately!" Macy

"Wait a minute. You're gonna write a dating column?" - Riley
"Can you think of anyone better?" - Chloe
"Well at least someone who's actually been on a date!" - Riley

"Well at least I've been to first base. I mean.. in little league!" - Riley

"Personally I have a rule against dating guys who wear black lipstick!" - Chloe

"Had to happen sooner or later. Mom and Dad are about to dive into the dating pool. Did I say Dive? It's gonna be more like two painful belly flops" - Chloe

"Bill Ledsloe? Plastic Surgeon" - Macy
"Married. To his last tummy tuck" - Manuelo

The good news is none of us have embarrassed or humiliated ourselves... Yet" - Chloe

"I can't believe you Riley, the dance is less then 3 days away and you're sitting here eating a tuna salad sandwidch!" - Chloe

"You can't have a second date until you have a first. And according to 17 magazine nothing good happens till the third date... You're gonna be, I mean, so behind the curb!" - Riley

"For the record. The only thing moms ever done in tennis shoes is shop!" - Chloe

"Meanwhile I was about to put my moves on Travis. It's times like these I need to remember the 3 assets. Sweet, subtles and SOO cute!" - Chloe

"The funny thing about Malibu seals is that the only fish they eat is Sushi... Seals eat fish. Rich seals eat Sushi!... Am I crashing and burning here or what?" - Chloe

"So normally I'd go with my parents but this year we're allowed to go out with dates, so I'll probably go with a date. That is if, someone asks me. Not that they wouldn't ask me, it's just they have to know I'm available. And what about that FYI, I am!!" - Chloe
"No kidding!" - Travis

"He's hooked. Now all I've got to do is real him in" - Chloe

"That's good, but pathetic" - Manuelo
"Yeah but that's who I am" - Jake
"Yeah but it's pathetic!" - Manuelo

"... Class dismissed!" - Riley

"Excuse me. YOU have a date... Larry has a date?" - Riley

"Dads going crazy on the internet with his new screename 'Hot Bod'. Riley's going crazy cause she's been shot down by Larry! And Mums on the tennis court trying to be one of the Williams sisters!.. I think I have finally have a topic for my column, 'why do people act crazy when they're dating?'" - Chloe

"The last thing you wanna do is seem desperate... Ok. That's long enough. 'Hi Travis, it's me. Call me back'... That was SO cool! Casual with just an air of mystery. Mystery! Oh no I said me, hows he supposed to know who 'me' is? I've gotta call him back.. 'Hi Travis it's me Chloe Carlson. I just called and I wanted to tell you who the 'me' was and it's me.. Chloe, Chloe Carlson. Anyway, yes I'd love to go with you to the dance on Saturday' ... Ah! I gotta go figure out what I'm going to wear... He hasn't asked me. OMG I gotta call him back.. 'Hi Travis it's me again. Chloe Carlson. I just called like a second ago and said yes I'd love to the dance with you. And I realize you never asked me to the dance. So if you're calli-' Oh no!... 'Hi it's me again. I just wanted to say that-" - Chloe
"Chloe?" - Travis
"Travis! You're home!" - Chloe
"Chloe. Don't call me anymore!" - Travis

"History was about to be made. Riley was about to say yes to Larry. There would have been at least one happy ending. If only Larry would have stopped there" - Chloe

"I've already got my tuxedo rented. Wait till you see the color. It's glow in the dark. And my Uncle he'll be taking us to the dance in his sewage pond truck (?) But you know, don't worry about the smell cause aftera while you're gonna get used to it. And here's hte really cool news. I've been taking dancing lessons.." - larry
"So what Riley realized is that having no date at all, is MUCH better then having a date with Larry" - Chloe

"It's not like we couldn't find dates. We had guys lined up for days!" - Chloe "Yeah, that's our story and we're sticking to it!" - Riley

"Who am I trying to kid. I'm lucky I can walk. I was dating a jock!" - Macy
"Don't feel bad. I almost dated a sock!" - Jake