"Admiring Riley from afar" - Larry
"Well that's the way she likes it with you... Far!" - Chloe

"Look at her, she's like a godess with yogurt!" - Larry

"Well you know, some people think there's quite a family resemblence" - Chloe
"Nope, I don't see it" - Larry

"Well... I like you larry!" - Chloe
"Like as a boyfriend" - Larry
"Don't push it!" - Chloe

"Chloe Carlson is a girl, who's your friend. Never EVER run those words together. K?" - Chloe

"This could be an interesting challenge" - Chloe

"How about a new haircut? Or... just wash the old one" - Chloe

"Sand! The Mortal enemy of a clean beach house" - Manuelo

"Yeah, I guess it's a little hard to hit on someone wearing an oxygen mask" - Macy

"You can get a lot of great deals on damaged can goods, I mean they were practically giving away this can of bent peaches" - Jake

"I can't believe people take these expiry dates so seriously. I mean 82 was a great year for tuna... hey how about you stay for lunch?" - Jake
"No! And I don't think you should stay for lunch either!" - Manuelo

"My dad is not a dork. My dad is not a dork. My dads not a dork!" - Chloe

"I know 6 different ways to drink milk through a straw. Only 2 involve my mouth!" - Larry
"Your mother must be so proud" - Riley
"Who do you think tought me?" - Larry

"You're like a brother to me" - Tony
"My brother hates me" - Larry

"Here's the next study question. In the 13th century Gangus Khan led his Mongrel hords into India destroying everything in their path. What are the chief lessons that can be learned from this event?" - Riley
"Don't buy real estate near the mongrels" - Tony

"Ok, sometimes you just get caught up in the moment" - Riley

"Ok, woman, children. Nannies first" - Manuelo

"Where's chloe?" - Macy
"She's upstairs packing. She's trying to save her cutest outfits. She's a brave chicka, you know most kids can't usually accessorize that well during a natural disaster" - Manuelo

"Some will be sleeping. I... will be watching!" - Manuelo

"Give me details! I mean, long, short? Dry, wet? Give me something here!" - Chloe

"I actually got pinched by a guy in a coma!" - Tedi

"Where is here that you'd actually want to save?" - Tedi

"Hey! Stop looking at her with that dopey stare. That is my dopey stare!" - Larry

"Of course I'm worried! I've already put on 9 coats of this stuff! I'm gonna OD on strawberry lip balm" - Chloe

"I was chain glossing!" - Chloe

"He's true and he cares and he's loyal. I mean yeah he's goofy and he's annoying. And he's got this overbite so he kind of sprays you when he laughs" - Riley
"Um, loyal would have been a good place to just stop" - Larry

"I'd choose Larry over you any day!" - Riley

"So Riley does this mean that you're my girlfriend?" - Larry
"Are you insane?!?!" - Riley