"He's got mail!" - Tedi

"Wait a minute! I've been dumped. Nobody dumps Chloe Carlson!" - Chloe

"You're a regular cold cut picasso!" - Ed

"Let me put it this way, my Senior Citizen burned rubber in his wheelchair trying to get away from me! You know he's probably in Arkansaw now!" - Chloe

"You can transplant a heart anytime! I'm in crisis!" - Jake

"Can you imagine this world without the endangered Tibetan Yakatee?" - Larry

"Asta Lavista Garbage!" - Larry

"I love you Macy, but if I get a worry wrinkle out of this. I'm suing!" - Tedi

"This is not me! Sitting here being indecisive and being advised by... you!" - Macy

"Something hot! Something sexy! But best of all something that hasn't even been brought yet! Oh I just love spending other peoples money!" - Tedi

"He looked like Leanardo Dicaprio in the beach, Matt Damon in all the pretty horses. Heath Ledger in a Knights Tale!" - Riley
"Now once again I must ask, Are we talking about Larry SLOTNICK, Larry?" - Manuelo

"I'm so confused!" - Manuelo

"Couldn't you postpone your hip replacement a couple more days?" - Chloe

"This is not going well at all!" - Chloe

"9 o'clock huh? Neptunes net huh? That's where they're meeting huh? Why do I keep saying huh?!" - Jake

"I didn't do that! I didn't do that! It never happened!" - Riley

"Does Chloe Carlson do birthdays or what?" - Chloe

"Subtlety and Stelth were never your strong points!" - Macy

"We could have Never got married and be sitting here happily seperated... you know what I mean" - Jake

"I didn't do that! I didn't do that! It never happened! I didn't do that!" - Riley