"Dinner at the Zion palace. Get one patai. One yum yi and... one yum ki" - Riley
"Then we go to the Malibu Mega plex palace. Order one large tub of corn. One diet mega gulp. And one box of mega bites!" - Chloe
"Then we go to Baskin Robins for Ice Cream. You get the rootbear and I get the mud float" - Riley
"And Mom always wants to sample all 42 flavors with that annoying little pink spoon!" - Chloe
"You're right, we're stuck. We're in a rut. I know! How about you get the mud float and I get the rootbear?" - Riley
"You know... there are times like these I truly believe you were adopted" - Chloe

"We're so pathetic!" - Riley

"You can study her stupid notes while you eat her stupid lunch, oh... and did I mention, my stupid sister also tutors?" Chloe

"It's almost as if they don't want me around" - Macy
"They don't!" - Manuelo

"You'll get them back, when they reach 21 or need money. Whichever comes first!" - Tedi

"You're one to talk, Imean with your temporary tattoo. A dancing bear?!" - Chloe

"I'm too late! She's already turned you into the spice girls!" - Larry

"Larry get in the closet" - Chloe
"Why? Am I not cool enugh to hang out with your new friend? Are you embarassed? Ashamed?" - Larry>BR> "All of the above!" - Chloe

"Cool a party!" I mean... we're available" - Riley

"Midnight? Wow that's late. Like as in early. Like when bad means good" - Chloe

"Casserole. You know. Like when bad means good, late means early. Casserole means... Beer?" - Chloe

"Now as you drink that you think about what I just said!" - Larry

"This is the trial membership T-Shirt. When I become a real member I get the real T-Shirt!" - Jake
"Whats the difference?" - Macy
"Ha!.. The real ones blue!" - Jake

"Well haha! No girls allowed!" - Jake

"What are you doing?" - Chloe
"Standing on the bed. What are you doing?" - Riley
"Same thing" - Chloe
"This is great!" - Riley
"I know! I've never felt so alive!" - Chloe

"I know what goes on there, they're wild, they're out of control. They have chips AND Dip!" - Larry

"Larry is in the house!" - Larry
"No he's not!" - Bad Girl

"They won't let in Larry Slotnick, but I bet you they'll let in Britney Spears!" - Larry

"I'm often mistaken for Christina Aguilera" - Larry

"And they had chips AND Dip!" - Chloe

"I am just simply not that kind of a girl!" - Larry