"Just the ribs?" - Riley

"I'll skip" - Chloe

"I can't eat an apple in school, no one looks good eating an apple, it's loud you have to chomp like a horse, pieces get stuck betweens your teeth, and juice runs down your chin" - Chloe

"I want food that's seen, not heard" - Chloe

"Are you forgetting who lives in the trailor next door to Dad?" - Chloe
"The guy who keeps getting hit by lighting?!" - Riley
"No the other side" - Chloe

"This is coming from the girl who still thinks she has a shot with Brad Pitt?" - Chloe

"Besides whats Jennifer Anniston got that I don't have?... or... couldn't get eventually" - Riley

"Ignore him, maybe he'll go away" - Chloe
"It's Larry! He never goes away!" - Riley

"Riley, will you go out with me?" Larry
"No" - Riley
"Give me one good reason why not!" - Larry
"You're hanging from my bedroom window!" - Riley

"You're all that I need to be happy. That's it, just you. And maybe my playstation 2. But that's it, just you and my Playstation 2. And maybe a practice reo, but that's it just you, my playstation 2 and a practice Reo. Oh and my autographed Goldberg wrestle mania poster, but that is it!" - Larry

"And it's completely Larry free!... At least so far!" - Riley

"And I'm gonna take advice from a guy in a dress?" - Larry

"They gotta put a warning on this stuff!" - Chloe

"Do you like what I did with the place?" - Jake
"Yeah!... What DID you do with the place?" - Chloe

"You don't need to bribe us with presents... although, you went to all that trouble. And it just doesn't make sense to let a perfectly good present go to waste!" - Chloe

"And she kisses like Aunt Violet at Christmas!" - Chloe

"Thank-you Amazon.com!" - Chloe

"You see that dress is... so much... and you see yours is... much...more... and the color!" - Riley

"How can you compare boys to dogs?" - Riley
"Think about it, they both follow you around, they growl when you take their food away. And they both scratch themselves in public!" - Chloe

"Do me a favor. Put me out of my misery!" - Chloe

"I'll show him who his master is!" - Chloe

"yeah... right... what you said!" - Chloe

"Chloe! We're Italian!" - Riley