"What's the matter with you... another girl with the same shoes?" -Riley
"Worse! I'm West Malibu highs good citizen of the month. Again! I'm so depressed" - Chloe
"Am I missing something here?"
"This represents promptness, good work habits, helping others. If this doesn't stop I'm gonna get a reputation!" - Chloe

"It's called the hunt Riley, it's what makes it interesting. Pointless. But Interesting!" - Chloe

"He's in detention so much.... he gets his mail sent there!" - Chloe

"Did I really just say that?!" - Riley

"I have got to learn to keep my mouth shut!" - Chloe

"All I wanted was one chance with him by the sea saw. But no matter what I did. You know.. push my cot next to his at nap time, let him win at Simon says, or squirt grape juice through my missing front teeth. He'd never give me the time of day!" - Chloe

"I guess I'm the kind of girl who can't stand being ignored. But then... What girl can?" - Chloe

"Sure honey, unless it involves alegebra. That's a Dad call" - Macy

"But that's about stealing cars. What's that got to do with detention?" - Riley
"There's always the drivers ed car!" - Chloe

"But I haven't fixed my make-up!" Chloe

"Ooops!" - Chloe

"Well! that went well!" - Riley
"Getting in trouble isn't as easy as it looks" - Chloe

"So I've decided to go where no man has gone before. And Certainly no woman" - Riley

"Riley?... What?... How did you?... What'd you... am I about to die?" - Larry

"Me... and, and you... a date?" - Larry

"Sorry. I was a little thrown by you being so normal. You are gonna stay that way right?" - Riley

"It's our frog!" - Larry

"But we disect him tomorrow. Don't you think he deserves to party a little?" - Larry

"Do you know how much trouble you can get in for that?! That's an automatic detention!... Give me that!" - Chloe

"I had some bad cheese.. Ribbert!" - Larry

"I'm the one who brought the amphibean into the house" - Larry

"What do you mean 'uh-oh' Larry!" - Riley

"In case you haven't noticed, everyone you talk to ends up in detention!... which is why I'm gonna sit over there" - Riley

"My parents made me promise not to hang out with anyone that could get me in trouble. Like... you!" - Travis

"LARRY!!!!!!!!!!" - Chloe, Riley, Macy