Ethan Crane or Is-it-Bennett just had a brilliant idea! (And who says that lightening doesn't strike in the same place twice?). He couldn't wait to get home to tell his loving wife, the town psychotic/extraordinaire Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald Crane-Crane or Is-it-Bennett.

Ethan ran all the way to the Lopez-Fitzgerald's home, he reached in his bib over-all pockets for his house keys but they were not there... He squinted his eyes and scratches his head as he tried to remember where he left his keys...

As he was thinking, he heard a rustle in the bushes. He went over and asked: "Honey do you remember where I left my keys?" Theresa stuck out her head and began to cry.

"Oh Ethan." she sobbed, "You left your keys in your car, I am so sorry that you had to run all the way home, your feet had to touch dirt." She cried even harder.

Ethan took his wife in his arms and gave her a gentle hug. "Oh that's okay my little liar." He said gently, "I will just run back to town and get my keys, HEE HAW," he brayed like the jackass he is. "By the way, did I tell you how spiffy you look in your brand new camouflage fitgues?"

Theresa turned around several times until she was completely dizzy. She wanted to make sure that Ethan get a good look at her new outfit. "It's the latest in stalker gear." She beamed. "Don't you love it?"

"Why yes I do my little skank." He agreed, "This time I hardly spotted you at all."

"Oh Ethan." She gushed, "I just love you to pieces, you are the air that I breathe...my whole life..." She began to cry, "Oh Ethan, you are my passions for life."

"There, there my little manipulator, I feel the same way." He said, "Now hold that thought, I have to run to town to get my keys."

"Okay Ethan." She beamed. "Just remember, don't run to fast, I can't stalk you if you are out of my line of vision."

"The maybe it is time to get you those pair of high powered binoculars my little fruit cake." Ethan suggested.

"Oh Ethan really?" She squealed. "You are so good to me." Ethan smiled as he took off running with Theresa behind him. (I never said that he was bright: He just had a brilliant idea!)

While all of this was going on, Pilar was looking out of the window shaking her head. She reached into the kitchen cabinet and took out another candle and placed it with the 100 candles she had crowding around her kitchen window.

The fire department had already warned her if they get another false fire report from one of her neighbors, she will be fined.

"Please recuse me from my stupid children." she prayed. "Martin where ever you are, I hope you are getting your ass kicked, leaving me alone to raise a bunch of obessesive freaks, no wonder Paloma doesn't want to come home, she sense the EVIL of our family." She lit the candle and sighed.

After that prayer, a man in Tahiti just got his ass kicked.

In the Bennett household, Grace was sitting at her brand new kitchen table. It was obivious that she was very upset...in her hands was crumpled up letter.

"How could they do this to me?" She cried. "After everything...how could they do this?"

Sam walked into the kitchen and gave his wife a kiss on the neck. "Good morning my dull-as-dishwater wife." He greeted. Grace glared at her spiky haired husband.

"Don't you try to sweet talk me." She said angrily. Sam looked startled, his sickly sweet Grace was never angry.

She held out the crumpled letter to him. "Look at what I recieved in the mail today." She demanded. Sam looked at the crumpled pieced of paper in her hand. "Go on take it!"

Sam shook his head no and began to trembled...

"Grace I have a confession to make..." He began.

Grace held up her hand stopping him. "I know what you are going to say." She said

"You do?" Sam asked. (She does?)

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Grace was still holdong up her hand. "I know what you're going to say." She repeated. Sam looked as if he was a deer caught between two headlights...

Grace opened the wrinkled letter and sighed. "You're going to say that I should entered my Tomato Soup Cake recipe in the Pillsbury Cook Off Contest, next year." She handed him the rejection letter from Betty Crocker.

Sam chuckled, "Oh yeah, that's right." He said. She kissed him on the cheek. Sam breathes a sigh of relief. He thought that Grace had found out about his affair with Ivy, his sexy dominatrix on wheels.

He smiled; it was his turn to wear the make-love-to-me black pumps this time. "Grace don't wait up for me tohight." He said, "I have to...er interrogate Ivy again about Juian's death."

"But Sam, you already interrogated her the night after New Years Eve-Valentine's Day night." She protested

"I know my clueless Grace." He said, But its my job as Chief of Police of Harmorony, I must go where the clues takes me." he said, "New Years Eve-Valentine's Day night was yesterday now it's Saint Patrick's-Easter-April Fools Day night."

"Oh yeah that's right." Grace smiled. "Harmorony time always confuses me."

Sam smiled as he put on his badge. "All you have to remember is that a day last about three hours whereas a night lasts up to three months."

"No wonder the kids are never in school." She chirped.

"What school?" Sam laughed as he headed out the door. "There are no schools in Harmorony."

"Take that!" Charity yelled.

"No you take that!" Kay yelled. The cousins were taking turns using their powers to turn Miguel into an assortment of animals.

"Kay I think that he looked better as a jackass." Charity scrutinized. Kay shook her head in disagreement.

"Nah, I think a weasel will be better." She said as she zapped Miggs into a weasel.

"I think a slug is a much better choice." Jessica said. Jessica tried to zap him into a slug, but couldn't quite make it. She stamped her feet in frustration. "Don't worry Jess." Kay said, "You are just a fledgling, your powers will come in time." She gave her sister a pat on the back.

"Kay is right Jess." Charity assured her. "Before you know it you will be turning old boyfriends into slugs too." The three girls burst into laughter.

"Okay let's see how good Miggs look as a slimy slug." Charity replied. She zapped him into slimy slug. "Ewww gross." She turned to her cousins.

"I think that you are right Jess." Kay told her little sister. "He does look better as a slug."

"Don't you think that Pilar will miss him?" Jess asked, she looked at the elder girls with a worried look on her face. The girls began to laugh hysterically.

"Good one Jess." Charity said as she wiped the tears from her eyes. "Ever since he began sniffing my panties, he has forgotten where he lives."

"He is just as bad as his sister, the psychotic/stalker extraordinaire." Kay added "Charity how could you have stand it? Having him suffocating you like that?"

"Your guess is as good as mine cuz." Charity replied. "It had to be the water, it seems that when ever I tried to tell him about my premonitions, he always handed me a big cup of the stuff."

"See aren't you glad we switched to bottled water?" Jess piped up, the elder girls nodded in agreement.

"Girl hearing you scream 'we're doomed' or 'I'm sensing eeeeev-villll' really got on my damn nerves." Kay explained. "That's the real reason I wanted to get rid of you. Pretending that I wanted Miguel was the perfect cover up."

Charity gave her cousin a hug. "That's okay Kay." she said, "I would have done the same thing if I were in your shoes."

"So what do you guys want to do next?" Jessica asked as she hooked her arms in Kay and Charity's

"Let's blow this town." Kay suggested.

"Great idea, where do ya wanna go?" Charity asked.

"Who cares? As long as we are far away from this hell hole." Kay said.

"Let's go to Cali and start up our own psychic network." Jess suggested.

"Why not? Miss Cleo is out of business." Charity agreed.

"But before we go, let's throw JERk in to the 'Hell-in-the-Closet' storyline." Jess beamed.

"Wow little sister, you are full of bright ideas today." Kay beamed. "We'll see just how well he can handled being the laughing stock by appearing in the worst storyline ever on daytime TV."

The girls zapped JERk into Charity's closet. The big demon muppet grabbed him by the throat.

"Help!" he pleaded, "I'm sorry, at the time it sounded great in my sugar induced vision." He cried. "Meeeeeeggaaallll!"

"Ehhh....blow it out of your fat ass Jabba." Charity said. The girls walked out of the room turning a deaf ear to his pleads.

On the Island of St. Lisa, Sheridiana and Briantonio was talking about the usual drivel.

"My dead lover called to me last night." Sheridiana said. "He told me to...um...he said..." She hunched her shoulders. "I forgot."

"That's because you have amnesia, Sheridiana." Briantonio replied lovingly.

"Oh yeah, that's right." She giggled, "How could I forget?" Briantonio pulled up the covers and tucked her in bed.

"You need your rest Sheridiana, you are still recovering from your head injuries."

"But I am not tired." She protested.

"How do you know? you have amnesia." He replied.

"Oh yeah...I forgot." Before you can say 'file a missing person report', Sheridiana was out like a light.

Briantonio gazed lovingly at her while she sleeps. Liz and Doc burst into the room without knocking.

"Go back out." Briantonio said, "And closed the door behind you."

"Why?" Doc asked.

"Yeah Briantonio, why?" Liz asked.

"You didn't knock, now go back and closed the door behind you." Liz and Doc walked out the room, closig the door behind them. A few seconds later, Briantonio heard a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" He asked. Doc and Liz rolled their eyes.

"It's Doc and Liz." Doc answered.

"Enter."

Doc and Liz entered the room and walked to the bed to stare at a sleeping Sheridiana.

"How is she?" Liz asked.

"She's been talking about her dead lover again." Briantonio said without taking his eyes off her.

Suddenly the flame of a single candle lighted the room. Sheridiana stood up and grinned.

"My dead lover, the man I love is calling to me." She said, "My dead lover, the man I love is here!"

"Wow." Doc said, "Either we have been munching on those 'special' island mushrooms again, or this is the affect of the Bermuda Triangle."

"I vote for the island mushrooms." Liz said.

"Yep me too." Briantonio agreed.

"The island mushrooms it is." Doc replied, rounding out the vote.

Sheridiana walked slowly toward the flame. "I'm coming, my dead lover." She said. "Hey, the man I love, wait for me!" She disppeared into the flame.

"Sheridiana come back!" Briantonio yelled. He jumped into the flames after her.

"Wow." Doc said, "Those are some good mushrooms."

"Yeah." Liz agreed. "But they could use a little more salt." She passed the plate of fried island mushrooms to Doc.

"Hello, TC." His dead pop greeted.

"Pop." TC said, What are you doing in my refrigerator?" he asked.

"I wanted to find out if the light really go out once the door is closed."

"Well does it?"

"Does what?"

"The light goes out once the door is closed."

"Sure."

Eve walks into the kitchen to pour herself a cup of coffee. She sees her husband talking to the refrigerator and sighs.

"T.C. honey, who are you talking to?" She asked

"My dead pops, my perfect wife." He said matter of factually. "He just told me that the light goes out when you close the refrigerator door."

"Oh that's nice." She said. "Did you take your medication this morning?" She asked

Eve has been keeping her husband medicated ever since he went on a rampage at the Youth Center New Years Eve-Valentine's Day Night dance." Many of the teens went home petrified and very exhausted, because the dance lasted well over a month.

They told their parents that Coach Russell was beating up on some kid. The kids refused to go to school unless Coach Russell was removed.

"But there are no schools in Harmorony!" T.C. protested.

"Well...yeah...there could be one." The parents retorted.

Faster than you can say 'anger management', T.c. was unemployed. And the kids were ignored once again.

T.C. couldn't tell his perfect, saintly wife Eve that he didn't take his medicine, he was about to tell her the truth when his dead pop shook his head no.

'Pop I can't lie to my proper wife Eve." T.C. said, "We have no secrets from each other." His dead pop rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Do you actually believe that T.C.?" his dead pop asked. "No one is that good."

"My sweet Eve is." T.C. bragged, "She is an up town girl you know, she comes from a life of white gloved tea parties and debutante balls."

"Don't you find it strange that you haven't met any of her family?" His dead pop questioned. "Not a single member of her family?"

"Well my just say no to drughs wife explained that to me." T.C. said, "Her entire family was eaten by piranhas at their home in Nome, Alaska." His dead pop raised an eyebrow in disbelief.

"The entire family, in Nome, Alaska, you say..."

"Yep wiped out her whole family, all two hundred and forty-five of them."

"T.C., how much drugs are YOU taking?"

"Huh what do you mean pop?" T.C. asked puzzled. "I'm taking what ever my sweet wife gives me."

"That's what I thought." He said. His dead pop gave out a sigh. "T.C. my son, I as gonna have to school you on women, somewhere you went terribly wrong."

"Pop I did alright for myself." TC bragged "She was a virgin when we met you know."

"Sure and Alistair Crane supports the United Negro College Fund." His dead pop deadpans. "Son just do your dead pop a favor, don't take any more pills."

"Sure pop but why?"

"Just humor me son."

Okay pop I will."

Rebecca Crane walked into the room and huffed, "Ivy, didn't I tell you nicely that if you want to use any of my toys that you must ask me first." she said, as she grabbed the leather mask from the table.

Ivy rolled her eyes. "Sorry Bex." She apologized. "Can I use the leather mask please...and the dog collar?"

"Sure you can." Bex replied, "Which dog collar do you want to use? The rhinestones or the spiky one?"

"The spiky one." Ivy said, "Sam get turned on by that one." Rebecca and Ivy giggled.

Ever since Julian's 'death' the two bitches decided to take over the Crane mansion and become roommates. Ivy and Rebecca had a lot more in common besides Julian. They both discovered that they love to eat men alive and spit them out, that's when Rebecca told Ivy that she was a dominatrix.

At first Ivy was appalled then fascinated. When Rebecca showed her the dominatrix gear, whe was hooked.

Ivy zipped up her red leather dominatrix body suit, which left her breasts fully exposed. As she strapped on the eight-inch heel matching shoes, Rebecca let out a squeal.

"Where did you get those shoes?" she inquired, "They are too cute." Ivy smiled.

"Thanks." She said, "I had them especially made at the Leather & Lace/Twig & Berry Shoppe, over on Columbia." She showed Rebecca the matching hood mask. "They threw this in for free."

"Ohhh...impressive." Rebecca said as she ran her fingers over the soft red material. "Can I borrow it sometimes?"

"Sure, I don't see why not." Ivy looked in the mirrow and sighed. "Do you think my hair look better up or down?"

"Definitely down." Rebecca replied, "You looked more alluring." Ivy nodded her head in agreement. "Ivy can I asked you a question?"

"Sure Bex, what do you want to know?"

"How did you get Sam?" Rebecca asked, "He had been fighting you for years, so what made him finally give in?"

"Well Bex, I did the one thing Grace refuses to do." She replied.

"And what was that?" Rebecca inquired eagerely. Ivy grinned wickedly and gave her a knowing look. Rebecca gasped. "You mean..."

Ivy nodded her head..."Let him 'explore' his feminine side."

"So that's why I caught him wearing my crouch less panties with those make-love-to-me black pumps." Rebecca said. "Now I understand everything."

"Cruses Timmy, we are doomed." She crackled, "Oh badness, our friends in the basement are not going to like this."

TimmyRealBoyDoll, looked up at the witch puzzled. Whenever his princess gets like this that usually means that she screwed up - again.

"What do Timmy princess see?" He asked. Tabby shook her head slowly and sighed.

"Well Timmy." she began, "The viewing audience are getting bored with all the supernatural stuff."

"What does that means Tabby?" TimmyRealBoyDoll asked. He didn't like sounds of that one bit.

"It means Tim-Tim, we better call our agents and have something line up incase out storyline gets the ole heave ho." she explained.

"Oh no!" He whined, "Timmy just brought a brand new crib with a ten year morgage."

Tabby looked at her RealBoyDoll in pity, "You were that sure that Passions will be around for that long?" She asked in disblief. "Even Miss Cleo could have seen that coming."

"Oh Tabby what are we going to do?" he whined "Surely JERk will not get rid of us, we...at least one of us." He moved away from her slowly.

"Hell stones and damanation lad," Tabby said, "It doesn't matter how cute you are, if I go, you go." She explained, "Might as well face facts Timmy my boy, we are no longer needed."

"But what about the teens? Surely JERK can put us with them?"

"I rather play a nanny, than be stuck with that bunch dimwits again."

"Might as well go and tell our friends in the basement, at least they can always find bit parts in movies...at least they have some kind job security."

As TimmyRealDollBoy and Tabitha were contemplating their fate over several pitchers of Martimmies, Resse stormed into the room.

"Ah-ha!" he said, "I always knew you were a witch and now I have proof?" He said triumphantly as he pointed to the crystal ball. "Now what do you have to say about that?"

Tabitha drained her glass and poured herself another drink. Reese looked confused as he pushed up his glasses. Tabitha gestured for Reese to sit down in the empty chair. Timmy hands him a Martimmy.

"What is going on?" Reese asked.

"We're finished Ross." Tabby explained, "fee-nee-toe, buh bye, Audi 5000..."

"Huh? What is she blubbering about?" Reese asked.

"What Timmy's princess is trying to say is people doesn't care about the supernatural storyline anymore..." He explained, "It's getting pretty old, stale. monotonous...repetitive...stuck in reruns...we haven't made any progress in the two and a half years that we have been on the air."

"But-but Charity..." Reese stammered. Tabby shook her head slowly and sighed.

"She and her cousins discovered their powers and took their show on the road." She said, "They had left this stinking hell hole."

"My sweet Kay? Gone?"

"Your smart Kay is more like it." Tabby corrected him. "They had flown the proverbial coop."

Reese took his glasses and gluped down him Martimmy, "But what about my transformation into a hottie?" He questioned. "JERk promised me a real love interest."

Tabitha chuckled. "The only way that would happen is if you are paired with John." Timmy joined in the laughter.

"Oh princess, Timmy sides ache from laughing so hard." He laughed.

Reese was silent. Tabby and Timmy stopped laughing.

"Com'on Ross you can't seriously think..." She said, Miguel I can see. But-but YOU."

"Of course not." Reese scoffed. "I am just disappointment that's all." He took off his shirt, showing off his rock hard abs. Tabitha smiled wickedly and licked her 300 hundred years old lips.

"Ross, how do you feel about older women/younger men relationships?"

There were in the middle of a heavy out session when Simone plopped down in the booth uninvited.

She was completely oblivious of the fact that Chad was getting in on with another chick right in front of her.

"Hello Chad." she singed, "How is my boyfriend doing his morning?" Kelly looked at Chad puzzled. Chad twirled his index fingers in circles by his head to indicate that Simone was not 'all there'.

'Oh.' Kelly mouthed. 'I get it.' Chad took a break from the make out session to greet Simone.

"Hey girl, s'up?" He replied. "I thought your moms and pops had you on lock down, ya know what I am sayin'?"

"They let me out to go to school." She chirped. Chad chuckled.

"Yo, check this out, there ain't no school in Harmorony." Simone rolled her eyes and smiled.

"Oh Chad you are so funny." she giggled. Kelly leaned over and kissed Chad on the cheek.

"Be right back baby." She said Chad nods his head agreement.

"Damn skippy." He said "Hurry on back here girl so I can tap that fine ass of yours." He gave her pat on the behind as she left the booth.

He watched her as she walked to the bathroom. "Damn now that's what I call shake and bake." He chuckled.

He turned back to Simone. "Baby girl where your sister at? Miss Ice Queen 2002?"

"She at tennis practice." Simone replied annoyingly. "Chad I hate her so much."

"How come?"

"She the reason that I can't see you any more, damn Whitney." Chad shrugged his shoulders.

"Well dem the brakes." He said, "Your mom and pops are good peoples, they just player hatin' on me right now."

"Chad how they are treating you is not right, they treat you as if you are trash." she protested. "I told them that my boyfriend is not trash."

Chad chocked on his spit. "YOU told them what?" He yelled, when he finally caught his breath. Simone gazed adoringly at Chad and smiled.

"I told them that my boyfriend is not trash." she repeated proudly.

"Girl is your ass crazy?" He asked, "I ain't gonna spend no jail time cause of some imaginary make believe bullcrap." Simone looked at him with wide-eyed innocence.

"What are you saying Chad?" she questioned. "Why will you to to jail?"

"You are jailbait Simone." He explained, "I gotta be pretty hard up to hit on an infant."

"Chad I know that, that's why you are waiting until I turned eighteen." she reassured him, "Daddy knows it too."

"Hey baby girl check this out." he said, "Your daddy ain't right in the head, he got major problems when it comes to you girls. I'm surprise he ain't got yall wearin' chastity belts." Simone glanced down on the floor...Chad gasped. "Get out of here!"

"Daddy promised we can take them off on our wedding day." Simone said sheepishly.

Kelly came back to the booth, "Hey baby are you ready to go?" she asked, Chad looked her up and down and grinned.

"Sure baby." He said, "I am always ready, but I can't go just yet."

"Why not?" she pouted. "Don't you want to spend time with me?" Chad kissed her on the tip of her nose.

"Girl you know I do, but...umm..check this out, I ain't got any body to take over my gig."

"Oh Chad, I'll do it." Simone volunteered, "I will love to help you out." Chad smiled. He reached across the booth and gently squeezed her hands.

"You do that for me Simone?" he asked softly. Simone nodded her head as if she was a Taco Bell's toy Chihuahua sitting in the rear window of a moving car.

Chad leaned over and kissed her on both cheeks. Simone reacted as if Lenny Kravitz had kissed her. "Thanks baby girl." He said, "You a'ight."

He took Kelly by the hand, "Com'on Miss Fine Thang 2002, let's go and play find my woody."

As Chad and Kelly was leaving, they ran into Whitney. She looked into Chad's chocolate brown eyes before turning away. "S'up Whit." He greeted.

"Hello Chad, Kelly." She greeted. "Have a nice day." She hurried into the Cafe before she lose all control and kiss him.

She shook the thought out of her mind. "I must be a good girl." She reminds herself. "I do not date, I do not have fun...I just play tennis cause my crazy daddy is living his dreams through me."

Simone, who saw Whitney talking to Chad, came up behind her and tapped her on the back.

"Hey." she hissed, "I saw you talking to my man." Whitney turned to her sister and shrugged her shoulders.

"We just said hi to each other Simone." She explained. "That's all." Simone put down the heave tray of dirty dishes. She placed both hands on her hips.

"You stay away from Chad, he is my boyfriend." She warned. Whitney stared at her sister, she wondered if she knocked a few screws loose when that car hit her.

"Simone, Chad just left here with another girl." She replied, "I am pretty sure that he is 'doin' her."

"You take that back, you lyin' skank!" Simone yelled, "You are just jealous that Chad love me and not you, so there." She stuck her tongue out at her sister.

Whitney rolled her eyes and sighed. 'Yeah...what ever..." and walked away.

"Dude, dude you gotta come up for air dude." Hand said, "To much time indoors can rot your brains man."

Luis looked at his friend, wondering what in the hell he was saying.

"Sheridan and I spent so much time in here together." Luis whined. "Especially in the bedroom, we made the headboard talk."

"That is righteous dude." Hank said, "The boinks was totally awesome huh?"

"Uhhh...yeah." He replied, he still didn't know what hell Hank was talking about. "I just can't leave here, if I do I will be letting go of Sheridan." He whined some more. Hank nodded his head in agreement.

"But dude." He said, "Her karma is everywhere man, not just in here but in the sun..the moon..the wind..." Luis picked up Hank's cup and sniffed it.

"No it not alcohol." He said to himself. Hank smiled showing his thirty-twos.

"Dude, she was a luscious babe with floatation devices as hooters, but it is time to expand your wings and fly away." Luis checked Hank's arms for needles tracks...No such luck.

"Hank I still love her, my heart tells me that she is still alive, in spite of the fact that she was cremated." He whined again. He hung his head in sorrow.

Hank pats him on the back to comfort him.

"I'm feelin ya dude, that is some heavy duty stuff man." Hank replied. "The chick has been reincarnated before ya know, maybe into another bootielicious Betty? That would be so cook to ride the waves with her." He looked at Luis and asked in a serious tone. "Do ya think that she will have big knockers?"

Luis stared into Hank's eyes...not a trace of red. Hank got up and brought back a big white candle and placed it in front of them.

"Last night I dreamt of her Hank. I actually touched her." Luis whined, "She came to me Hank. She came to me." Hank lit the candle and stared at it.

"Positive vibes man, positive vibes." He explained to Luis, "Focus dude, focus."

Luis stared into the flame to humor his clueless friend. Suddenly the glow from the flame filled the room. Hank became excited.

"Her karma is meshing with your dude, the universe is at one, take your aura and tangle it with hers dude." Luis gave up, ever since NuHank was hired; he never understood a single word that man uttered.

Luis stared at the candle and gasped. He saw Sheridan beckoning him to come to her!

He stood up. "I'm coming Sheridan...wait for me." He disappeared into the flame.

Hank stood up also. "This is way cool." He said as he followed his friend into the flame.

"Here I am my love." She replied. Luis turned around and rushed into her arms. He kissed her tenderly on the lips.

"You are here, I knew you were alive." Sheridan smiled at him adoringly.

"I will never leave you my lover." She whispered. Luis grinned and held her close to him.

"I will never let you go again, I promise." He replied.

Briantonio began to panic, it's been three seconds since Sheridiana has been out of his sight, that was entirely too long.

"Where is she?" he wondered. "What happened to my pet?"

"Sheridiana!" he yelled, "Come to me! Sheridiana! Where are you?"

Luis heard a male voice getting nearer.

"Who is that?" He asked her. Sheridan shrugged her shoulders.

"Who cares." She replied, "I am with you, that's all that matters."

"Man this is a far out head trip." Hank said to himself. "Extreme." He began looking for Luis.

Briantonio saw the back of Sheridiana ahead of him. His heart leaped for joy as he took hold of her arm and pulled her towards him.

"Sheridan!" Luis yelled, "Don't leave me!" He tried to hold on to her.

"No let me go." Sheridiana demanded, "The man I love is calling me."

"There is no one there." Briantonio assured her, "Look for yourself." He was right...the man she loved had disappeared. He wrapped a possessive arm around her and guided her back towards the light.

"Where did she go Hank? Where did she go?"

"Hey dude, a lot of negative vibes are crowding us dude." Hank warned an upset Luis as they walked away.

"Briantonio, is Sheridiana alright?" Liz asked. Briantonio nodded his head.

"Yeah." He answered, "Those island mushrooms got us seeing things." He said.

"My dead lover..." Sheridiana mumbled in her sleep. "My dead lover..Come back my love." She repeated over and over again.

Liz took Doc out of earshot and whispered. 'I'll be glad when she get some new lines to say." Doc nodded in agreement.

"I hear ya." He said. "If I hear my dead lover, my lover or the man I love, one more time...I will kill her my damn self."

"Man he is like totally zonked out dudette." Hank explained, "The mesing of their karmas was waaaay waaaaay to heavy for the dude."

Pilar looked at him strangely, she was trying to figure out what in the hell he was saying. How she miss Dalton...

"Gotta split, gonna catch a wave...peace out." Hank said as he closed the front door behind him.

Pilar took another candle from her kitchen cabinet and set it with the others...

"Martin where ever you are, I hope that you are getting your ass royally kicked." She said. "Luis and Terror are insane and whats-his-name..Manuel...I think that's right, haven't been home in a while...Paloma, our youngest, said she would sue if I tried to force her to come home..."

She lit the candle and sighed.

And some where on the Fiji Islands a man is getting his ass royally kicked.