Quotes

Some of my favourite Willow and Xander quotes from BtVS.

Xanderisms  

'Yesterday, "Uh-oh. Pop Quiz." Today, it's "rain of toads."  'The Harvest' Season 1

"I laugh in the face of danger.  Then, I hide until it goes away."  'The Witch' Season 1

'"Something weird is going on?"  Isn't that our school motto?'  'I only have eyes for you' Season 2

"It's officially nippy. So say my nips."  'Go fish' Season 2

Willowisms  

"Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy? Or some ducks?" ' The Pack' Season 1

Willow on telling Xander how she feels -

"That way lays madness, and sweaty palms."  'Angel' Season 1

"So he's a good vampire?  I mean on a scale of one to ten.   Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night.  One being someone who's... not?"  'Angel' Season 1

"I'm not a friend, I'm a rabid dog who should be shot.  But there are forces at work here.  Dark, incomprehensible forces." 'Homecoming' Season 3

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