Are you an obsessed Days fan?

Find out. Give youself one point for each statement that applies to you.

• 1. You find yourself squinting all the time and suddenly becoming extremely gullible.
• 2. You find yourself explaining why you are doing something over and over.
• 3. Your day is ruined if your VCR messes up and doesn't tape an episode.
• 4. You cried for days when Marlena chose not to tell John about Kristen.
• 5. You have flashbacks to a time when you drugged your sister's boyfriend.
• 6. You are constantly making tea.
• 7. You have driven more than 100 miles or flown to see a DAYS cast member in person.
• 8. Your friends are sick of you talking about John and Marlena like they're family.
• 9. You have secret rooms in your house.
• 10. You dump your kids on everyone else and they don't take care of them either.
• 11. You are constantly thinking aloud.
• 12. You carry your cell phone around everywhere you go, and wish that everyone around you had the same phone you do
• 13. You immediately get suspicious when you are told that someone has died.
• 14. You put out a
• 15. You quit your job. You think that since no one on Days works and they have money, why should you?

Scoring:

• More than four:
  You probably need to lay off the show for a while. Get some rest. If you need to, charter a private jet and fly to Paris for a week or two. On second thought, that's probably not a great idea.
• One to three:
  You're a perfectly normal, semi-obsessed fan of the a really good soap.
  
• Zero:
  Have you ever heard of a show called Days of Our Lives? You should watch it sometime, it's really good. And by the way, why are you here?