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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.![]() . Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks ![]() behind him. ![]() ![]() He asked, "What are all those clocks?" ![]() ![]() St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth ![]() has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will ![]() " move." ![]() ![]() "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" ![]() ![]() "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, ![]() indicating that she never told a lie." ![]() ![]() "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. ![]() Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands ![]() have moved twice, so Abe only told two lies." ![]() ![]() "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. ![]() ![]() "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. It's a ceiling fan now." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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