Answer the following questions, and find out with whom you could spend eternity. Sorry, for girls (or gays...) only.

Question 1: How much does (academic) intelligence matter for you

a. most important, couldn't live with someone who does not equal or exceed me
b. fairly important, but intelligence without a conscience is dangerous
c. important, he should be able to read
d. totally unimportant, he's supposed to admire me for mine, isn't he?

Question 2: Imagine you have a different opinion on an important issue than your partner. How does your partner react?

a. We discuss. The one with the more qualified reasons wins and makes the decision.
b. He follows my orders. I'm the woman, I know better anyway.
c. He starts killing all my friends till I agree with him.
d. He thinks he's responsible for the decision and spends hours telling me why he is right.
e. He adores me, I'm sure I can persuade him with the weapons of a woman.

Question 3: t's five o'clock p.m. What are you doing?

a. taking vitamins
b. falling asleep
c. getting up
d. having tea

Question 4: Your partner did something which made you angry beyond words. What would you do for a revenge?

a. burn his books
b. sleep with his best friend
c. call his mom and tell her what he did
d. refuse sex
e. send an application form for a dancing contest with his name
f. prevent the apocalypse

Question 5: How important is your sex life in a relationship?

a. How do you spell that? Let me look it up in a dictionary.
b. As important as 20 seconds can be.
c. I could do without, afterwards men turn into monsters anyway.
d. Fairly important, he should fuck like a toreador.
e. He would notice if anything was wrong with our sex life, like if I wasn't in my own body. Would he???
f. Are we talking about the chains or the whip?

Question 6: What is your attitude towards modern media like internet?

a. I tried it once, but then the computer asked me to press the any key, and since I couldn't find it, I gave up.
b. I appreciate their help and try to be up to date, but wouldn't rely on electronics alone.
c. They are useful, but I hardly have the time to use them myself.
d. They give us so many wonderful opportunities, such as spam mail, viruses, ...
e. I scorn them, nothing can replace a book.
f. I adore computers, they create lovely explosions!

Question 7: If you ever have children, you and your partner are most likely to...?

a. raise psychopaths
b. go to the disco with them
c. teach them discipline and obeying
d. be strong father/mother figures
e. divorce
f. read books on education, so we can handle any crisis
g. feel guilty for our mistakes

Question 8: Someone you admire.

a. Ghandi
b. William Shakespeare
c. Sex Pistols
d. Arnold Schwarzenegger
e. Jack the Ripper
f. Superman

Question 9: You want to write a book with your partner as co-author. It is...

a. a handbook
b. a collection of poems
c. a sequel to "Justine"
d. a comic strip
e. a love story with a tragic ending
f. a psychological dissertation
g. my partner's autobiography – is there anything else worth writing about?
 

Question 10: FINALLY: Your partner's ex-girlfriend and why it didn't work.

a. She left him (which proves how mad she is), found someone else, caused him some pain, but he's over it now.
b. circumstances they could not foresee
c. She left him because he betrayed her.
d. He left her, but she's a slut anyway, he deserves better – me.
e. Don't think he ever got closer to a woman than 5 yards before.
f. She didn't like the way he kissed.
g. I have never seen his ex, he probably killed her.

Question 11: Imagine your partner in the Big Brother house. What happens?

a. He does the washing up every day.
b. After a week, he takes home $ 250,000  because there is no other player alive to nominate him.
c. He gets nominated at once because he spends the budget on blood.
d. He gets disqualified for eating the chicken food.
e. He is arrested for causing a complete breakdown of the world wide web because he had a shower.
f. He moves out after two days because he misses his books.
 

Now send me an E-Mail with your results, and I'll send you a picture of your perfect mate and the reasons. I'm working on doing this electronically, but at the moment it just takes up too much time :-(