Celebrity Mole: Yucatan - Episode 2

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As is SOP, we start with clips from last week's episode, including a cheesy narrative from the host.

Corbin: "Lay back, sit quiet, listen, observe. That's all I want to do. That is what I'm going to do. The continuation of this game is lay back, listen, observe."

Stephen: "Corbin, if you're not the Mole and you're doing the same thing again, you're an idiot. I love ya, but you're an idiot."

Mark: "If I can't win Celebrity Mole, I never thought about the psychological effects that it'd have when I go out to clubs. 'Hey baby, what's your name?' 'What you talking about? You couldn't even win Celebrity Mole. Whoa, dang.'

"My mother, my mother wanted me to go on this show. If I don't win Celebrity Mole, she's gonna be talk, let me come into the house. 'I saw you on Celebrity Mole. You couldn't even win. Mmm-hmm. We at the little church there, we thought you was gonna win for the church. I guess you didn't try hard enough, mmm-hmm."

Angie: "You want me to tell you who I think is the Mole? I think Dennis, Stephen, Corbin, Keshia, Tracey, and Mark. They're the Mole!"

Tracey: (whispering) "I could be the Mole."

Dennis: "Of course no one thought that the man-of-love would get the old ax-a-roon-o, but I'm still here."

Huh?

Keshia: "I just can't wait till this is over and we really know who the Mole is. And - 'cuz it's not me. You believe me, right? You should.

"Oh lord, we're in for it. They got Mr. Rashad in a crazy outfit. I know they're about to do something crazy to us."

Nice sombrero on Ahmad. He leads the players from their table out to the next game.

Tracey: "Ahmad is the only man who could wear that outfit and look good.

"I chose swing because I was afraid that stuff was going to be eating something really gross or stuffing yourself with something."

Ahmad needs four players who want to stuff themselves, and three who would rather "swing."

The four stuffers are Mark, Dennis, Angie, and Keshia, and the three swingers are Corbin, Stephen, and Tracey.

Ahmad tells the four stuffers to each pick a piņata. They are different colors and depict different animals. Mark chooses a pink pig, Dennis chooses a bull in the colors of the Mexican flag (red, white, and green). Keshia takes a purple goat. That leaves Angie to take a green and yellow cat.

The players are led into an outside ring where life-sized versions of the piņatas they chose hang. A mariachi band plays and a crowd has gathered. The piņatas are basically the size of bumper cars.

Keshia: "When I saw these giant piņatas, I was scared that we were going to be in the belly of the piņata. I should have been a swinger."

Ahmad says they're about to have a good old fashioned piņata party. And they're all competing against each other for an exemption. Each stuff player must man their respective piņata, which ever small replica they chose earlier. The three swingers each have five minutes to break open one piņata apiece. Inside each piņata is a box. Three of the boxes contain money, $10,000, and the last contains an exemption. Whoever holds it at the end, whether a stuffer or a swinger, wins it. The stuffers can pilot the piņata to a certain extent, they can move it up and down at will. If a swinger steps out of the rope circle that's been laid down, their turn is lost.

Angie says that if she is made to go into one of the piņatas, she will barf.

Angie: "Well, I think it started at the dinner. Because I ate the entire dinner. I guess they call it Montezuma's Revenge. Well, it's revenge all right."

Tracey agrees to trade places with Angie. The numbers on the bottom of the bats that the swingers selected dictate the order they will swing. Stephen will be first.

Mark: "I was suspicious that Angie suddenly gets sick."Corbin as well doubts Angie is sick. Her response is bleeped, but I think she tells him to eat something 4 letters long.

Corbin: "It is completely inconsistent to me that that man would choose a pink pig, because he's got a macho thing going on.

"Mark Curry, I believe, is the Mole, and I don't think he's doing a very good job at being the Mole."

Stephen pretends to choke Ahmad, asking which piņata holds the exemption. Corbin mouths "the pink one" at the camera.

Stephen is the first swinger to attack the piņatas. He gets his five minutes to wail away as the mariachi band plays on. Stephen nearly falls out of the ring but braces himself with the bat and stays in bounds.

Stephen: "Keshia didn't let me hit the belly of the goat. She didn't allow that. She lifted up the thing and didn't let me hit it. So either she's going for the exemption or she's trying to keep the money out.

"Dennis is like, I'm swinging, Dennis lifts the bull up, I couldn't hit it. When I couldn't get the goat and I couldn't get the bull, I just went to the pig."

After three minutes off the clock, Stephen has broken the pink piņata, the pig of Mark's. And like any good piņata party with kids around, there is much candy on the ground as well. Corbin says he has the exemption in the box. Stephen wants to bet him a buck that it's in there. Corbin wants to bet him the exemption. Corbin says he wants to trade boxes, and Stephen basically says maybe.

Corbin is the next swinger. He disrobes and swings one-handed rather wickedly.

Corbin has broken his bat and Stephen's!

Keshia: "Corbin is a maniac. Do you hear me? Something's not right up in here, I'm telling you."

Dennis: "Once he broke the first stick, I said 'What the hell, come on, Corbin, break the second.' He broke the second stick, I say 'Okay, great, I'll bring it lower so he can knock the hell out of it.' That way, if he breaks the other stick, that means the game's over, right?"

Stephen: "Dennis pulled the bull up and didn't let me hit it, but he lowered it for Corbin That's weird and I'm not - you know, I'm upset about that."

The box is out from Dennis' bull.

Angie next steps into the circle. She wants to ask the kids which one she should hit. They pick the green one, Tracey's cat. And Angie wails on that one for a while with sufficient force to make her seem very healthy and not at all sick.

She steps outside the boundary - her turn is done.

Stephen and Corbin get up to argue Ahmad's call, but it was an easy one to make. The kids want her to have another chance.

Angie: "I didn't even see my foot go out. But I was frustrated. But that's, you know, the name of the game. It was a good game."

Corbin and Stephen shake their boxes. Corbin's rattles, Stephen's sounds like a cabasa. Stephen asks Keshia to shake her box and she refuses.

Stephen: "I'm not rattling my box..."

Keshia opens her box. Money. Same with Tracey. That money is NOT won, however. Corbin offers to trade boxes with Stephen. Ahmad says it's between the two of them. Stephen flatly says no this time.

Dennis: "Are you gonna sit there and trade boxes with someone when you're doing the box like this? 'Hey Stephen, I'll trade boxes with you.' "How are you going to do that when you know what's in it?"

Corbin opens his box. Money. $10,000 won. Meaning that Stephen has won the exemption.

Corbin: "I just said to him, I said 'The exemption's in the pink pig. If I hadn't told him that, I would have that exemption tonight."

Ahmad offers $10,000 if Stephen gives back the exemption. Stephen asks everyone what they would do. It's about 50/50.

Now Ahmad says $30,000. Stephen's keeping his exemption.

Now Ahmad says $50,000. But he's keeping the exemption and don't even try to talk him out of it.

TEST PASSED - +$10,000

TOTAL - $41,000

Dennis: "By him not giving it back, I think it made the players a little more frustrated, and a little more, you know, 'Screw you!'"

Angie: "I'm really starting to waver off of Stephen. Because he's playing way too hard. And not - he's not suspicious at all. Corbin was the only one who was suspicious to me because he knew. He said right away, 'That's the exemption.'"

The game is over, and the team now moves on.

Stephen: "Don't leave your piņata party without it!"

In the van, Stephen tells Angie his suspicions about Dennis, the bull, and that box.

Mark says he thinks Angie's the Mole. Corbin grills Keshia about who she suspects and who she's working with.

Stephen is bewildered that Corbin knew he had the exemption.

Stephen: "After the whole piņata thing was over, Corbin reached out to me."

On a frigging cell phone, Corbin offers Stephen a coalition partnership. He says he'll get back to him on it.

Stephen: "The coalition Corbin's trying to make with me - I've been kind of avoiding it 'cuz I'm just seeing where his behavior goes the more I avoid it. And it seems to me the more I avoid it, the more frustrated he becomes, and the more he's frustrated, the more it potentially indicates that he's not the Mole."

He says Corbin is hating him right now, and he loves that.

Later that night, Ahmad asks who would like an exemption. Keshia, Corbin, and Angie raise their hands. Ahmad says the group gets an exemption, but they have to unanimously choose someone to give it to. Sound familiar? $25,000 in if they can do it, $25,000 out if not.

Corbin: "Everybody's desperate for an exemption.

"To just have one free ride one night, just to have a breather - It's like holding your breath underwater, this game."

Stephen: "Having an exemption is huge."

Tracey: (whispering)"I need an exemption."

They have 20 minutes to reach their final decision.

Corbin says if it's not his he won't vote for anyone. Tracey nominates herself for the exemption. Mark and Stephen start shouting at each other because Stephen wants input and Mark says he has nothing to say in this situation.

Tracey: "I was like, 'What is happening here? What is happening?'"

They all seem to want no one to get it. They understand that they will lose a lot of money if they can't do it. Dennis selects Angie. Corbin vetoes that. Corbin says something VERY mean to Keshia that gets bleeped. All the players and even Ahmad look quite shocked that he said whatever it was he said.

Keshia: "Let me tell you, I can forgive, but I don't forget anything. "

Tracey: "Keshia's anger is like no anger I've seen before. She says everything with a smile. A smile.

"He doesn't want the exemption! Unbelievable! Either he's the Mole or he's Dennis Rodman."

Keshia asks Corbin who he wants to give it to. He says Dennis. The group seems to agree, but Dennis doesn't want it.

Dennis: "I want to play the game. I don't want to sit and say 'Okay, great, I got a free ride all the way through this game. No, I want to play this game straight on."

Angie says no to the Dennis vote. Corbin tries to persuade her by suggesting that Dennis would be really fun to have around for another round.

Mark: "Eight celebrities, eight little sissies!"

Uhh, seven...miscount or cut-and-pasted clip?

The time runs out. The money is lost.

TEST FAILED - -$25,000

TOTAL - $16,000

Tracey: "It was like watching a train wreck. This was one dysfunctional family.

"Each personality is so much, you can't figure out if they're playing the game or if they're really getting upset.

"Angie's firey. She's got a temper. And that's a perfect way so that if she's the Mole she could just be using that, and is that strategy or is that her?"

Corbin says he now thinks Angie is the Mole. Stephen, of course, is completely cool.

Tracey reasons that Angie is the only one who stopped the exemption and the money because she got so pissed off and her feelings dictated the game.

Stephen: "So either Angie Everhart is just an idiot, or she's the Mole."

Dennis: "I don't think Angie sabotaged that game at all. I think it was the middleman. It could have been Corbin."

Corbin: "I really screwed up that night. My whole plan was to sit quiet, listen, observe. I'm not quite in that space that I was last time. I've got to get back to my game plan."

The players go a little into their suspects.

Tracey says it's Angie.

Angie says it's Keshia.

Tracey has thought of Dennis.

Angie says Corbin.

Tracey thinks Keshia. Angie says "And Mark" to close.

Mark says he's the Mole because of his tattoo.

Stephen is focused on Keshia and Dennis right now.

Dennis takes a wild guess that it's him.

Stephen: (laughing)"Corbin's just losing his mind!

"I seriously think Corbin's insane.

"I think he's talented, God bless him, smart guy, but he's whacked!"

Corbin gets up from the dinner table to notice asinine things on it.

Corbin mouths in rage at the confession cam.

He notices seven candles, seven little candles on the table. Angie has book seven. Dennis points out that there are nine candles on the table.

Stephen: "Dennis and Corbin have a little something-something going on. I don't know why, but they do.

"Let me tell you something. Dennis is smart. He's got his little double piercings in his nose, and you can't even look at him he's so freaky looking. I mean, not freaky-bad, Dennis. I mean, a freaky good, for you, look. Just..."

Stephen asks Dennis about raising the bull and why he lowered it for Corbin. Dennis cannot pronounce the word "piņata." Stephen started with Keshia, she lifted up, Dennis did, but Mark just bobbed around and allowed him to smash the pig. Dennis says he was just tired.

Stephen: "So there's something going on, and quite frankly, I can only hope that Corbin and Dennis aren't, you know, taking the bull by the horns so to speak."

Ahmad reminds the players of the imminent quiz and execution. He wishes the at-risk players luck.

This time, only questions 1, 3, 5, 8, and 10 are broadcast.

1. Is the Mole male or female?

Angie: "Dennis said he didn't want his exemption. I don't get that. Why would you not want an exemption?"

2. What outcome did the Mole bring to the "Piņata Party" game?

3. When did the Mole swing during the "Piņata Party" game?

Keshia: "The reason I'm suspicious of Mark is because he was the first one to pick. Why he picked the big pink pig, I don't quite understand that one. And it happened to be the one with the exemption in it. It's just a lot of different things that make me say 'Hmm...'"

4. In which piņata was the Mole stuffed during the "Piņata Party" game?

5. Was the Mole wearing an earring during the "Exemption or Bust" game?

Tracey: "I felt frustrated that one person stalled it. I think that when somebody takes control of the game like that and stops it, it's very suspicious."

6. Was the Mole barefoot at any time during the "Exemption or Bust" game?

7. What color top was the Mole wearing during the "Exemption or Bust" game?

8. At dinner tonight, did the Mole say that they have a tattoo?

Dennis: "One day you think it's Corbin and the next day you think it's Mark. It's starting to confuse everybody now. I'm just sitting back, just observing everything."

Corbin: "If I'm executed tonight, it won't feel good. I'll be a little pissed off at myself for having told people too much of what I believe."

9. At dinner tonight, did the Mole have chicken or fish as an entree?

10. Who is the Mole?

Now the execution. Click the pictures below. If a green screen appears, that player remains in the game. If a red screen appears, that player is executed. All through this broadcast, the impending execution was referred to as many degrees of "shocking."

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Four surviving players hug the executee and they all applaud the player off. This must have been a tough one.

Click here for my recap of episode three.