| Later, Willow and Anya duke it out over Xander. Willow: You're so rude! I mean, sure, at first, ex-demon, doesn't know the rules. Well, you've been here forever. Learn the rules. Anya: Rules are stupid. Willow: Great, whatever. (They both sit down and open books.) Willow: I just thought you might be interested in learning to act more human. Some of us enjoy it. . . Anya: I AM a human. And there are . . . many humans who are stranger than me. Willow: Uh-huh, but, unless I'm really wrong about Crazy Larry down at the bus stop, he's probably not gonna turn Xander into a troll. Anya: Well, now, that's a very complicated proced . . . Oh. You think I'm gonna hurt Xander? I would NEVER hurt Xander! (Willow looks skeptical.) You really think I would do that! |
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| Willow: Anya, it's what you do. You spent what, a thousand years hurting men? You got your "thousand years of hurting men" gold watch. Anya: I was a demon then, and, I don't even have any powers now! . . . Willow: . . . You weren't a demon when you turned Olaf into Lord of the Hammers. You managed that. Also, there's . . . other ways to hurt Xander. Anya: I don't do magic now. You're the one with that kind of poewr. In fact, D'Hoffryn offered you my old job. You're closer to being a vengeance demon than I am, maybe Xander should be afraid of you. Willow: Xander's my best friend!Anya: Oh, and you don't want anyone else to have him. I know what broke up him and Cordelia, you know. It was you! And your lips! Willow: No, it was not! Well, yes, it was so, but . . . that was a long time ago. Do you think I'd do that again? Anya: Why not? Willow: Well, hell, gay now. Anya: But you're always doing everything you can to, to point out how much I'm an outsider. You've known him since you were squalling infants together. You'll always know him better than I do. You could sweep in and, and poison his mind against me. Willow: You're insane! I am not gonna take him away and I am not gonna hurt him. Anya: Well, I'm not, either! (Olaf the Troll walks in, and the conversation is diverted.) |
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