SEASON FOUR
WILD AT HEART
When Willow begins to have problems with Oz, she visits Xander for advice.
Xander: . . . So, I know why I'm sitting in a dank, sunless little room.  But why are you?
Willow: Well, things with Oz are weird.  And I talked to Buffy about it, but I think we're in guyville here.  I need a translator from the "y" side of things.
Xander: Well, last time I checked, I had the creds.  Hit me.
Willow: What does it mean when a girl wants to . . . You know.
Xander: If you're doin' it, I think you should be able to say it.
Willow: Make love.
Xander: Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLaughlin love?
Willow: Any kind.  But what if the girl wants to and the guy doesn't?  That's a bad sign, right?
Xander: Could be.  Or the girl caught the guy in one of the 7 annual minutes he's legitimately too preoccupied to do it.
Willow: Well, say the girl's been noticing --
Xander: Will, I've deciphered your ingenious code.
Willow: OK.  Say I've been noticing Oz notice someone else.  A woman.
Xander: And is this chick noticing back?
Willow: Most definitely.
Xander: Well . . . Have you asked Oz about it?
Willow: Well, I thought about it, but then he'll think I'm all jealous and worried.
Xander: But you are.  And odds are, he feels it.  I'll bet that's all there is to the weird you're feeling.  You guys should talk things out, Will.  You'll both feel better.
THE YOKO FACTOR
Willow: (to Xander) No, you'd do wonderful in the army.  Hey, do you think the umblilical cord between you and Anya could stretch that far?
Xander: I knew you hated her!

Later, the gang discusses when things went bad.
Willow: Well, they certainly haven't been right, since Tara.  We have to face it.  You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
Xander: No!  It was bad before that!  (He steps between Buffy and Willow.)  Since you two went off to college and forgot about me!  Just left me in the basement to -- (turns to Willow in shock) Tara's your girlfriend?
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