SEASON ONE (CONT'D)
NEVER KILL A BOY ON THE FIRST DATE
When Xander and Willow crash Buffy's date, they have to come up with an excuse.  Their answer?  Read on:
Buffy: Uh, excuse me, what are any of you doing here?
Xander: . . . Uhh.  We thought it'd be fun if, uh, we made this a double date!
(Willow and Xander throw their arms around each other.)
Buffy: I didn't know you guys were seeing each other.
Willow: Oh, yeah, well, we knew it'd happen eventually, so we figured, hey!  Why fight it?
THE PACK
Willow asks Buffy if she noticed Xander's odd behavior, and the slayer responds:
Buffy: I didn't notice anything.  But then again I'm not as hyperaware of him as, oh, say, for example, you.
Willow: Hyperaware?
Buffy: Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure . . .
Willow: 130 over 80!
Buffy: You got it bad, girl!
Willow: He makes my head go tingly.
PROPHECY GIRL
Xander: You know how I feel about you.  It's, uh, pretty obvious, isn't it?  There's never been anyone else for me . . . but you.  And we're good friends, and it's time to take the next step.
(Cut to Willow listening on, enraptured.)
Xander: Would you, um . . . date me?  Oh, that's good!  Date me!  It's terrible, right?
Willow: (Fazes back into reality) Huh?  Oh, no!  Oh, yes, 'date me' is silly . . .
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