Simpsons Bios

Homer J. Simpson:

Age: 36-38

Weight: Between 239 and 260 lbs.

Occupation: Safety inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plan

Favorite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, Ribwiches, and honey roasted peanuts

Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods

Favorite Beverage: Duff

Favorite pastime: Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer

Favorite Store: The Kwik-E-Mart

Marge Simpson:

Age: 34
Jobs: Scab teacher and Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, carhop waitress, police officer, pretzel retailer
Hair dye: Blue #56
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones
Turn-ons: Having her elbow nibbled, Homer's "Mr. Plow" jacket
Admirers: Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player Flash Baylor

Bart Simpson:

Age: 10
First Word: "Aye Caramba"
Known Aliases: Rudiger, El Barto
Idol: Krusty the Clown
Discoveries: A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, Blinky the 3-eyed fish
Past loves: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers, Raineer Wolfcastle's daughter

Lisa Simpson:

Age: 8
Role in family: Moral center and middle child
First word: "Bart"
Plays: Saxophone (and occasionally the guitar)
Obsession: Ponies
Crushes: Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson Muntz, several actors named Corey

Maggie Simpson:

Age: 1
Monetary value: (according to supermarket scanner) $847.63
Enemy: Gerald, the baby with the unibrow
Dexterity: Low. Falls over often
First Word: "Daddy"